I'm putting this in humor solely because I thought it was bloody hilarious. If the article had gone differently, I might have put it in skepticism, but there's no reason to give an iota of merit to the idea.
http://thevampirologist.blogspot.com/201...mpire.html
http://thevampirologist.blogspot.com/201...mpire.html
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