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RE: Horror Roleplaying Game
October 9, 2011 at 12:38 pm
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"How about instead of pushing and kicking, try pulling it instead? When you've finished jiggling your knob, that is. You're not impressing anyone."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Horror Roleplaying Game
October 9, 2011 at 12:50 pm
Alix looked at Stimbo and got angry at his words. Alex took a few steps back, screamed, and did a running kick towards the door. The door shattered into several splinters and fell inside on the ground.
"I figured as much from you Stimbo... you always were afraid of getting tackled in the field. And you wonder why you are third string right now." the blond cheerleader handed alex a big flashlight. He turned it on and pointed it inside the old house and walked slowly in, swinging his stick around to kill spiders.
"Come on Stimbo...show some courage for a change..."
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RE: Horror Roleplaying Game
October 9, 2011 at 1:18 pm
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Not wishing to pass comment on grammar or anything, but when you mentioned a blond cheerleader all I could think of was George Dubya, as seen here in the centre:
![[Image: george_bush_male_chearleader_in_drag.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.stewwebb.com%2Fgeorge_bush_male_chearleader_in_drag.jpg)
Also, told you about the spiders didn't I?
Stimbo shrugs. "Well, you've promoted yourself to spider-bane so I'll tag along for Scooby-snacks. I can't wait to see what else you're going to break," he trilled wittily as he stepped inside, following the sound of smashing lightbulbs and squashed spiders and wondering what the hell he'd done to get talked into this. He felt he ought to reply to the blond cheerleader as well, but let it pass as he hadn't understood a single word George had mumbled.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Horror Roleplaying Game
October 11, 2011 at 3:09 pm
Alex walked into the house, hiden by the darkness within.
suddenly there was a crash, and Alex began calling out for people to help him.
