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Jesus Harvest Seeds

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Jesus Harvest Seeds
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#11
RE: Jesus Harvest Seeds
October 5, 2011 at 12:14 pm
With gardeners you never can quite tell, can you? Tongue
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#12
RE: Jesus Harvest Seeds
October 5, 2011 at 12:31 pm
Nope.
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#13
RE: Jesus Harvest Seeds
October 5, 2011 at 12:40 pm
And in the lower left hand side of a triangle you may well measure an angle.
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RE: Jesus Harvest Seeds
October 5, 2011 at 3:15 pm
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Slave to the Patriarchy no more
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#15
RE: Jesus Harvest Seeds
October 5, 2011 at 3:17 pm
They should have put a bullet in Jesus' head when they had the chance... When someone raises from the dead it is a sign to bash their skull in, not praise them for thousands of years.
And it led to this... We are still dealing with the mistakes made 2000 years ago...shame...
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October 5, 2011 at 3:44 pm
Damn - and I was going to wait until Easter to unveil my latest creation:


At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Jesus Harvest Seeds
October 5, 2011 at 6:21 pm (This post was last modified: October 5, 2011 at 6:27 pm by Justtristo.)
It does not surprise me at the least.

Anything is acceptable when the goal is winning people (including children) to Christ.
(October 5, 2011 at 11:55 am)Minimalist Wrote: So, jesus wants to rot your teeth? Super.

This how Jesus would have said it
"It is better for you to lose your teeth than for your whole body to go into hell."
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#18
RE: Jesus Harvest Seeds
October 5, 2011 at 6:29 pm
Quote:They should have put a bullet in Jesus' head when they had the chance


You mean a sword...

or maybe a ballista shot?


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#19
RE: Jesus Harvest Seeds
October 5, 2011 at 8:45 pm
oh yeah

I had one of those once.


They taste like stupid.
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RE: Jesus Harvest Seeds
October 6, 2011 at 3:21 am
errr Undecided They look like 'Bum-Plugs?'
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