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Jesus Harvest Seeds

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Jesus Harvest Seeds
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Jesus Harvest Seeds
October 5, 2011 at 8:33 am
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyath...est-seeds/


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You have got to be shitting me.
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RE: Jesus Harvest Seeds
October 5, 2011 at 8:49 am
They realized their mistake in leaving us our holiday.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Jesus Harvest Seeds
October 5, 2011 at 8:50 am
When I get home I'll have to pull up the article Spall found last year about blessing Halloween candy that had been "tainted" by witches.
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RE: Jesus Harvest Seeds
October 5, 2011 at 9:01 am
I don't understand the objection to this, Jesus was a zombie, he may well still be. It seems to fit with the Halloween tradition.

From the title of the thread I had images of Jesus scooping up all the spilt seed, breathing a smidgy bit of life into them and placing them in dominant positions in society... If anyone wants to make a movie about this, just start a thread and we'll workshop it.

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RE: Jesus Harvest Seeds
October 5, 2011 at 10:12 am
Yes I got the same image, Pudding, only the spilled seed in mine was rather less ... wholesome?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Jesus Harvest Seeds
October 5, 2011 at 11:03 am
All seed is wholesome. That's protein, sweet pea. Don't waste it!
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RE: Jesus Harvest Seeds
October 5, 2011 at 11:51 am (This post was last modified: October 5, 2011 at 11:51 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Great explanation for healthy vegan girls right there (we're good for something after all fellas).
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Jesus Harvest Seeds
October 5, 2011 at 11:55 am
So, jesus wants to rot your teeth? Super.
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RE: Jesus Harvest Seeds
October 5, 2011 at 11:57 am
Jesus wants to make sure you think of him when you're "sinning".

I've certainly called his name out a few times. Except when I'm harvesting seed. That requires complete concentration.
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RE: Jesus Harvest Seeds
October 5, 2011 at 12:11 pm
Quote:Except when I'm harvesting seed.


Double entendre?
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