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RE: Dirty Ducks
October 6, 2011 at 4:32 pm
(October 6, 2011 at 1:23 pm)frankiej Wrote: http://m.guardian.co.uk/education/2005/m...pe=article
Quote:Ducks behave pretty badly, it seems. It is not so much that up to one in 10 of mallard couples are homosexual - no one would raise an eyebrow in the liberal Netherlands - but they regularly indulge in "attempted rape flights" when they pursue other ducks with a view to forcible mating. "Rape is a normal reproductive strategy in mallards," explains Mr Moeliker.
I wonder if the gay ones are going to hell.
But seriously, it's funny how animals like ducks can act just like humans. Says a lot about humans, how we have animal instincts, after all, we are animals.
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RE: Dirty Ducks
October 7, 2011 at 6:42 am
There was an ancient civilization... somewhere around or in Mexico.. damn I can't think of the name of them, and I'm too tired to google it, but they copulated with the dead in attempt to bring them back to life.
Interesting homonecrophiliaduck story.
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RE: Dirty Ducks
October 9, 2011 at 8:20 pm
What happens if a bride dies before her wedding?
She got cold feet.
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RE: Dirty Ducks
October 9, 2011 at 9:06 pm
Totally unrelated, but there used to be a pub down the road from me called The Dirty Duck. It struck me as funny when, years later, it was reinvented as a posh wine bar called The Black Swan.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
... Amuuuuuusing.
