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New!! Get to know your staff!
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#11
RE: New!! Get to know your staff!
October 9, 2011 at 1:16 pm
(October 9, 2011 at 12:25 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Wrong on both counts. God is the answer to everything. Tongue

The Yoga Lord would have me kill you for saying such things... But, fortunately enough for you, he isn't around atm.
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#12
RE: New!! Get to know your staff!
October 9, 2011 at 1:59 pm
(October 9, 2011 at 12:18 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(October 8, 2011 at 5:57 pm)Stimbo Wrote: If it takes a man a week to walk a fortnight, how many apples in a barrel of grapes?

Trick question. Zero, obviously, unless there was a clerical error in loading the barrel.

Sorry, wrong answer. Nor is it God; but nice try. It's actually a very old, possibly ancient, nonsense question of uncertain provenance; the correct answer is to hold your hands a few inches apart and say "roughly (or about) that colour."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#13
RE: New!! Get to know your staff!
October 9, 2011 at 2:16 pm
(October 9, 2011 at 12:25 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Wrong on both counts. God is the answer to everything. Tongue

Careful....Zeus will toss a thunderbolt up your ass.


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#14
RE: New!! Get to know your staff!
October 9, 2011 at 2:22 pm
(October 9, 2011 at 2:16 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(October 9, 2011 at 12:25 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Wrong on both counts. God is the answer to everything. Tongue

Careful....Zeus will toss a thunderbolt up your ass.


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RE: New!! Get to know your staff!
October 9, 2011 at 4:34 pm
^ Not my thing - sorry if that cuts into our mating.

Also, I didn't specify which god, you nutters.
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#16
RE: New!! Get to know your staff!
October 9, 2011 at 5:34 pm
Only one of you has asked questions of me.

I guess I'm old hat to you guys. Wink
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#17
RE: New!! Get to know your staff!
October 10, 2011 at 11:46 am
(October 9, 2011 at 5:34 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: Only one of you has asked questions of me.

I guess I'm old hat to you guys. Wink

Just to me Smile If it makes you feel any better: I havent asked any other member of the staff anything, and I certainly don't plan to Smile Whether or not I ask you depends on how I spend my time this week ^_^
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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#18
RE: New!! Get to know your staff!
October 10, 2011 at 12:16 pm
(October 9, 2011 at 5:34 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: Only one of you has asked questions of me.

What's life like on Aiur?
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#19
RE: New!! Get to know your staff!
October 10, 2011 at 12:16 pm
I like to let my questions stew, like something in the witch's pot.
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#20
RE: New!! Get to know your staff!
October 10, 2011 at 4:36 pm
(October 10, 2011 at 12:16 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(October 9, 2011 at 5:34 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: Only one of you has asked questions of me.

What's life like on Aiur?

Had to abandon the place -- it had a roach infestation.
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