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RE: New!! Get to know your staff!
October 8, 2011 at 5:31 pm
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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October 8, 2011 at 5:57 pm
If it takes a man a week to walk a fortnight, how many apples in a barrel of grapes?
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October 8, 2011 at 8:13 pm
I'd ask Syna a question... but I don't think there's anything I can't just ask him on an IM. Maybe I'll send him a humorous question. maybe I'll light some chimpanzees on fire and tell them to fetch the kerosene rope I just lassoed around him.
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RE: New!! Get to know your staff!
October 8, 2011 at 8:19 pm
That's just disgusting.
Why not think up a serious question?
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RE: New!! Get to know your staff!
October 9, 2011 at 12:18 pm
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(October 8, 2011 at 5:31 pm)Minimalist Wrote: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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(October 8, 2011 at 5:57 pm)Stimbo Wrote: If it takes a man a week to walk a fortnight, how many apples in a barrel of grapes?
Trick question. Zero, obviously, unless there was a clerical error in loading the barrel.
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