Amish on amish violence.

[reverendjeremiah]

I remeber them staring me down when I was buying some ice cream...I shouldn't have worn an Afro that day...

OMG thats hilarious!

Either that or they were having some chocolate fantasies. Dont get to see many black ahmish.

You werent licking the ice cream from your lips while they were watching...were you?

[Epimethean]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg

[Minimalist]

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.

Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.

Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home.

That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his balls. I consider that animal abuse. That's cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away!

Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop.

Well, dear, what exactly did he say? He said the reflector is broken.

I can fix that in two minutes. What else?

I'm not sure, Jacob ... something about the emergency brake...

n Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

The boy asked his father, "What is this father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady limping slightly with a cane slowly walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

The walls opened and the lady walked between them and into a small room. The walls closed and as the boy and his father watched, small circles of light with numbers lighted up above the wall. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction, and then the walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out.

The father said to his son, "Go get your Mother."

Why don't the Amish water ski?
Because the horses would drown.



What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass?
A mechanic.

[salty]

I remeber them staring me down when I was buying some ice cream...I shouldn't have worn an Afro that day...

OMG thats hilarious!

Either that or they were having some chocolate fantasies. Dont get to see many black ahmish.

You werent licking the ice cream from your lips while they were watching...were you?

AHAHHAHAHAAHA....oh man, that was a good one! No, they were just shocked I was there. I was out camping with some of my freinds from college and they really, REALLY didn't expect to see me, neither did the people at the ice cream shop, they were sort of nervous with me...

The ice cream shop was down the street from the camp ground. I was up in the hills of Indiana.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg

I love this song! I sing it to my husband sometimes, he knows the words too, great pick!

[Minimalist]

Two Amish ladies were digging potatoes in the field. One lady
digs up two large potatoes bigger than her fist.

She says, "Oh my! These remind me of my husband Jebadiah's
balls."

The other woman gazed in wonder and said, "You mean his balls are
that BIG!"

"No!" the woman replied. "There're that dirty!"