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The Fundies Will Be Shrieking Bloody Murder!
#1
The Fundies Will Be Shrieking Bloody Murder!
Those goddamn Jews are fucking with their bible again!

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http://www.aftau.org/site/News2?page=New...e&id=15391

Quote:In both Jewish and Christian traditions, Moses is considered the author of the Torah, the first five books of the Bible. Scholars have furnished evidence that multiple writers had a hand in composing the text of the Torah. Other books of the Hebrew Bible and of the New Testament are also thought to be composites. However, delineating these multiple sources has been a laborious task.

Now researchers have developed an algorithm that could help to unravel the different sources that contributed to individual books of the Bible.


I can hear them now.....


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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#2
RE: The Fundies Will Be Shrieking Bloody Murder!
Oh yesssssssssssssssssss!

It'll be the biblical version of Who Moved My Cheese.
Trying to update my sig ...
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#3
RE: The Fundies Will Be Shrieking Bloody Murder!
We all know what will be shouted from the roof tops:

"No..they're wrong...they have taken it out of context..that part is symbolic....its the message that counts, not the author...it proves nothing..."

and so on....and so on....
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#4
RE: The Fundies Will Be Shrieking Bloody Murder!
Most will ignore it as they ignore all of reality.

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#5
RE: The Fundies Will Be Shrieking Bloody Murder!
I think we need an inverted ostrich for xtians.
Trying to update my sig ...
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#6
RE: The Fundies Will Be Shrieking Bloody Murder!
They wouldn't be fundies worth their salt if they wouldn't.

S.O.P. The issue is a facultative drop-in.
The WBC illustrates that well with its placards.
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