Church of Google

[reverendjeremiah]

This is my first announcement that I would very much like to join the Design Team for Atheist Forums.

I will be using what I have made for The Church of Google as a reference.

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org
(Praise Google!)

First off, I am very capable in the way of audio. I made this Audio Commercial for TCoG so they could offer it to sympathetic Audio Bloggers. I wrote the entire script. I Engineered the entire commercial, and I Produced it as well. I wrote the music original, along with actually playing the rythm guitar, Lead guitar, Bass guitar, all voice work, and writing the drum tracks by hand in Cakewalk Producer.

Have a listen:

http://www.jesuschristarcade.com/google/cogaudioad.mp3



I am also decent in the creation of small images. I have also made special smilies for the site, such as these:





I am also capable in the creation of banners and advertisements. Here are a fe examples I made for the site:

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I am also capable in the creation of banners and advertisements. Here are a fe examples I made for the site:

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I have also created a printable "Church of Google" tract for the site:

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[Minimalist]

You have a lot of free time, Rev.


Are you in prison somewhere?

[reverendjeremiah]

You have a lot of free time, Rev.


Are you in prison somewhere?

Nope..LOL..I'm just that Goddamn good..LMFAO.

And to top it off, I am UNION woorkmanship:

IBEW Local #80 in good standing and also a duly elected Examiner.

(International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers)

I can build the fucking power plant from scratch (if I had the materials) that supplies the power for the computer that hosts Atheist Forums. I cant build the computer from scratch, but I can put the clean room together, install the server, and I can troubleshoot and repair the actual physical components of the computer that hosts it.

I have been the Flash master for http://www.pqhost.com (in fact I made their website, go check it out) for almost 5 years now. In fact I have made a good sum of money doing custom Flash for customers under that banner on the side.

I am multi-talented

[Minimalist]

Whew...

[reverendjeremiah]

Whew...

Its not like that..lol...its freedom. I am a Journeyman, in the vein of emma goldman and such. I have tools, will travel. Sure, sometimes I have to sleep in my car, but the freedom is Exhillerating. Waking up in one state and sleeping that night 2 states away.

I'm currently at home right now. Got some free time on my hands from making great money.

[HeyItsZeus]

Union working atheist? Alright. My hero.

[Ziploc Surprise]

The Onion does not like Google.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMChO0qNbkY

[Violet]

I love you revvie

So I'm guessing this application is tongue in cheek?

Cheek is not a real word. I swear.