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please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
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please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
Things you do don't want grandma and pops to read!

I'd hate to think of a little of lady google searching whether defrosting grease paper helps it to unwrap  the contents easier
and then the first link is one of Vorlon's vile post from " say something shitty to the poster below you" thread about sticking a frozen turd up your clacker to defrost! Big Grin

To all those nice grandmas reading this,  I apologise sincerely for that very bad man!
Things we shouldn't post which can come up in Google searches:

Eg:  "Recipe for beef vindaloo? Granny, go stick that eggplant in your hairy vajaja!"
       " choice magazine: dyson comparison! Grandma, use it to clean those ancient dags still klinging around your sphincter!"

See guys, we shouldn't be posting things like this.... Angel
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
The frozen turd really got me thinking.
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#3
RE: please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
try holding one in . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
Sounds chilling.
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RE: please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
If you get the right submissive, they will consider it an honor to defrost one of your turds.

Just have to find one that is worthy . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
Fortunately my grandma is intimidated by technology.
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RE: please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
(March 2, 2017 at 12:58 am)vorlon13 Wrote: If you get the right submissive, they will consider it an honor to defrost one of your turds.

Just have to find one that is worthy . . . .

Um....

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RE: please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
My ten year old asked me how old he has to be to get on AF. Wtf!? Do you know the things I've posted here?!
30. You must be 30.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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RE: please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
(March 2, 2017 at 2:08 am)Mamacita Wrote: My ten year old asked me how old he has to be to get on AF. Wtf!? Do you know the things I've posted here?!
30. You must be 30.

Put it in your will, she can only visit AF after you've passed Big Grin
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
Mama ... move to a country with no internet or mobile reception anywhere...
There's one area in Antarctica that will suit your needs ...

A high price to pay but well worth not exposing him to Vorlon...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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