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Is our Sun a star?
October 31, 2011 at 6:20 pm
(Hope this hasn't come up before; I did do a search before posting.)
Using the highly advanced scientific technique of picking out bible quotes, one David Lowe proves that all the world's scientists are completely wrong: our Sun cannot be a star.
The Sun is Not a Star
Quote:How many of you have heard this before: "Our Sun is just another star. In fact, it is an average star - one of 100 billion - in the Milky Way galaxy". What if it isn't just another star? What if what we know about the Sun does NOT apply to all the stars we see in the night sky? Would it throw the big bang theory into irreconcilable doubt? I believe it would.
The goal of this paper is to prove, using only the Bible, that the Sun is NOT a star.
It sort of goes downhill from there.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Is our Sun a star?
October 31, 2011 at 7:36 pm
Huh didn't know geocities still hosting websites. What about angelfire?
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RE: Is our Sun a star?
October 31, 2011 at 9:41 pm
Does this really mean science is wrong, or is it proof the bible is bullshit?
You be the judge...
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Is our Sun a star?
October 31, 2011 at 9:44 pm
That was the dumbest thing I've ever read.
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Is our Sun a star?
October 31, 2011 at 10:16 pm
Any research based soley on the bible is a fail.
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RE: Is our Sun a star?
October 31, 2011 at 10:16 pm
Amen to that. I think that guy actually managed to create a black hole of stupidity, an infinitely dense singularity of moronitude that just drains away the IQ of anyone reading it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Is our Sun a star?
October 31, 2011 at 10:21 pm
No. The sun is a massive nuclear weapon.
This reminds me of a creation-science (!) site that claimed that atoms could not be fused into new elements, as God created all atoms perfectly to be what they are, and "matter could not be created nor destroyed" (by man anyway). The answer is to point them at the sun (perhaps with no filter for their eyes) and explain the method of hydrogen fusion.
Or thermonuclear weapons.
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