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The funniest and scariest religious video your eyes will ever see
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The funniest and scariest religious video your eyes will ever see
November 8, 2011 at 12:26 am




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RE: The funniest and scariest religious video your eyes will ever see
November 8, 2011 at 12:49 am
You know, for being the salt of the earth, christians sure do put out some seriously bland boring shit.

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RE: The funniest and scariest religious video your eyes will ever see
November 8, 2011 at 12:52 am
What do you expect from slaves???

An Opus??
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The funniest and scariest religious video your eyes will ever see
November 8, 2011 at 10:07 am
And the Christians wonder why no one takes them seriously
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RE: The funniest and scariest religious video your eyes will ever see
November 8, 2011 at 10:29 am
The brain that created that song should be smashed.
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RE: The funniest and scariest religious video your eyes will ever see
November 8, 2011 at 4:24 pm
In the immortal words of Amy Winehouse, what kind of fuckery is this?
PROTIP: People listen to Friday because it's ridiculously bad, not because they hope to get some moral values from it. If you can't do a song that can stand on its own as a piece of entertainment or art, then why bother?

Besides, whoever's singing it seems to have at least an iota of talent. At least she's got more talent than Rebecca Black does. She's definitely sandbagging herself. She could probably prove herself to be a decent singer if she could sing decent songs.

And seriously, bringing their own Bibles to Church? These megachurches may be different, but from all the services I've been dragged to, the churches usually provide their own bibles and the congregation rarely ever opens it.

They don't want time to fly, but they think that church can be fun. And here I thought that time flies when you're having fun.

And, seriously, those aren't pews. Those are chairs. These are pews:
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And I don't think there's a person in the goddam country who doesn't know that stuff goes on in a church. And what's with that part in the rap bridge where they just name stuff they're seeing?

Trees, swans, capes, a horse/ Triangles, witches, a different horse/ Two horses. Come to think of it, the whole video reminds me of that SNL Bit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq65hlbxdmk
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RE: The funniest and scariest religious video your eyes will ever see
November 8, 2011 at 4:29 pm
Thank you Seb. Now, off to the intro forum, chop chop! Tongue
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: The funniest and scariest religious video your eyes will ever see
November 8, 2011 at 10:17 pm
Waaaa? Was this serious?
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RE: The funniest and scariest religious video your eyes will ever see
November 8, 2011 at 10:21 pm
These are a couple of the scariest ones I've seen. Not so much funny, but scary.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG33H8xHngM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dPbvxrv3bY
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RE: The funniest and scariest religious video your eyes will ever see
November 9, 2011 at 7:06 pm
Oh god that was so bad. What's wrong with the video? The quality/sound seemed off. Maybe the girl was just a bad singer. Ya, must be it. And that 'rap' towards the end... why were they naming a bunch of random stuff? It's always painful when people try to be 'hip' or 'in.' This video failed.

oh, and lol at the 'pews'. Those are chairs girly. lol
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