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De-Motivational
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RE: De-Motivational
October 24, 2012 at 5:08 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
October 24, 2012 at 6:20 pm (This post was last modified: October 24, 2012 at 6:20 pm by Darkstar.)
That was great! Clap

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RE: De-Motivational
October 24, 2012 at 7:47 pm (This post was last modified: October 24, 2012 at 9:10 pm by Darkstar.)
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First de-motivational I've made myself

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RE: De-Motivational
October 24, 2012 at 9:59 pm (This post was last modified: October 24, 2012 at 10:05 pm by KichigaiNeko.)
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HAVE YOU TAKEN YOURS TODAY?

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"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: De-Motivational
October 25, 2012 at 4:08 pm
(October 24, 2012 at 9:59 pm)KichigaiNeko Wrote: [Image: 156683_291445347622911_800823055_n.jpg]

Hands down, the black pill of course.

Yellow Pill = I already know what's on my friends minds ... some boring-ass shit.
Green Pill = I can already fly all day long. Planes, hot air balloons, Ultralite, helicopter. See aviation.
Blue Pill = What sport is worth dying early?!? Also, if you apply yourself you may master it anyway. Dur
Orange Pill = I already have this pill ... it's called Norco
Red Pill = dumbest one on the list. Get a smartphone and access the internet 24/7. Seriously, what a waste of a pill!
Pink Pill = Why? Are you robbing banks? Do you not like yourself? Get a damn haircut, a tattoo and a new wardrobe. Total waste of a pill unless you're intent on becoming a criminal.
Grey Pill = I also already have this pill. I touch lives .. and they love me Tongue
Black Pill = Awesome Pill. The only one that has endless possibilities. Who cares if you get yourself into a bit of trouble ... you can see the damn future.
Big Grin
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RE: De-Motivational
October 26, 2012 at 4:04 pm
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RE: De-Motivational
October 31, 2012 at 11:29 am (This post was last modified: October 31, 2012 at 12:17 pm by Cinjin.)
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THE PERFECT GIFT?

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RE: De-Motivational
November 5, 2012 at 1:09 am (This post was last modified: November 5, 2012 at 1:09 am by Cinjin.)
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RE: De-Motivational
November 6, 2012 at 12:52 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
November 6, 2012 at 1:03 pm (This post was last modified: November 6, 2012 at 1:04 pm by LastPoet.)
(October 25, 2012 at 4:08 pm)Cinjin Wrote:


Hands down, the black pill of course.

Yellow Pill = I already know what's on my friends minds ... some boring-ass shit.
Green Pill = I can already fly all day long. Planes, hot air balloons, Ultralite, helicopter. See aviation.
Blue Pill = What sport is worth dying early?!? Also, if you apply yourself you may master it anyway. Dur
Orange Pill = I already have this pill ... it's called Norco
Red Pill = dumbest one on the list. Get a smartphone and access the internet 24/7. Seriously, what a waste of a pill!
Pink Pill = Why? Are you robbing banks? Do you not like yourself? Get a damn haircut, a tattoo and a new wardrobe. Total waste of a pill unless you're intent on becoming a criminal.
Grey Pill = I also already have this pill. I touch lives .. and they love me Tongue
Black Pill = Awesome Pill. The only one that has endless possibilities. Who cares if you get yourself into a bit of trouble ... you can see the damn future.
Big Grin

What happens if you don't taky any pill? I'd prefer that... Big Grin
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