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De-Motivational
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RE: De-Motivational
December 7, 2012 at 7:01 am
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RE: De-Motivational
December 7, 2012 at 10:44 am (This post was last modified: December 7, 2012 at 10:44 am by Cinjin.)
Reminds me of a cool Factoid:

Quote:Tortoises are considered the longest living vertebrates on Earth. One of their oldest known representatives was Harriet, a Galápagos tortoise that died of heart failure at the age of 175 years in June 2006 at a zoo owned by the late Steve Irwin. Harriet was considered the last living representative of Darwin's epic voyage on the HMS Beagle. An Aldabra giant tortoise named Adwaita died at the rumored age of 250 in March 2006.


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#303
RE: De-Motivational
December 7, 2012 at 2:11 pm
Apparently they are delicious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k-l1HLj9Nk



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RE: De-Motivational
December 7, 2012 at 2:14 pm (This post was last modified: December 7, 2012 at 2:15 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
You know what else tastes heavenly...soft shelled turtles. MMMM-mmmm, I do loves me some cooter.
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RE: De-Motivational
December 7, 2012 at 2:19 pm
I have never had the pleasure. Kinda want to try it now though.



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RE: De-Motivational
December 7, 2012 at 2:20 pm
Are there any left alive where you're from, they're on the way out over here? (their general tastiness might have something to do with that)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: De-Motivational
December 7, 2012 at 2:23 pm
There may be a few turtles in ponds left over from the teenage ninja turtle craze. But they aren't indigenous to Blighty.



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#308
RE: De-Motivational
December 7, 2012 at 3:54 pm
Turtles are pretty good, I think. I can hardly remember since it has been so long since I've had one.


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RE: De-Motivational
December 7, 2012 at 4:00 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y
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RE: De-Motivational
December 7, 2012 at 4:07 pm
On a recent trip to the zoo we stopped at the reptile house. When we got to the turtles, they have a couple of the Aldabra tortoises, who were frantically trying to mate... When the boys asked what they were doing, all I could say was they were playing leap frog before exploding into giggle mode XD
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