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#311
RE: De-Motivational
December 7, 2012 at 4:19 pm
"He's trying to hide his shame in her whats-it"
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#312
RE: De-Motivational
December 7, 2012 at 8:34 pm
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I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#313
RE: De-Motivational
December 11, 2012 at 5:21 pm (This post was last modified: December 11, 2012 at 5:24 pm by Cinjin.)
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Yep, it's real.
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RE: De-Motivational
December 13, 2012 at 6:10 am (This post was last modified: December 13, 2012 at 6:54 am by KichigaiNeko.)
Forget about the diet!!

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Please refer to first pic..... mmmm CHOCOLATE!! One thing forbidden by religion! Why? Because it tastes GOOOD!! Big Grin
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Am I showing my hedonistic streak ya think?
Xtian tetris!! Yes theists IT DOES exist!!
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For the Cretinists/ Creationists

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Merry Fungal Xmas Tree

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ya gotta love Brian Cox!! Heart
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On Aussie Memes

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Time for a drink! Tongue
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RE: De-Motivational
December 13, 2012 at 7:30 am (This post was last modified: December 13, 2012 at 7:32 am by KichigaiNeko.)
A bit of Aussie Humour

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All i want for Xmas is a Chain Saw!!

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RE: De-Motivational
December 13, 2012 at 9:52 pm
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Bullshit comes in all languages.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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RE: De-Motivational
December 13, 2012 at 11:27 pm
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There's really no defence against this one:

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
December 13, 2012 at 11:35 pm (This post was last modified: December 13, 2012 at 11:43 pm by KichigaiNeko.)
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There's a nap for that!!
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Enough to bring tears to your eyes!

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DROP BEARS!! Have even the Koala's terrified!!

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RE: De-Motivational
December 17, 2012 at 2:07 am
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
December 18, 2012 at 12:33 am (This post was last modified: December 18, 2012 at 1:16 am by KichigaiNeko.)
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HAVE A HAPPY DAY Big Grin
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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