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De-Motivational
Cinjin Offline Donators
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#431
RE: De-Motivational
March 29, 2013 at 9:33 pm (This post was last modified: March 29, 2013 at 9:47 pm by Cinjin.)
Fixed that pic for ya Frodo ....

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#432
RE: De-Motivational
March 29, 2013 at 9:59 pm
You're scared of the bible, you're ignorant of Christianity, and you hate Christians. Check.
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#433
RE: De-Motivational
March 29, 2013 at 10:01 pm (This post was last modified: March 29, 2013 at 10:01 pm by Joel.)
(March 29, 2013 at 9:59 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: You're scared of the bible, you're ignorant of Christianity, and you hate Christians. Check.

I'm ignorant of parts of Christianity: I strive to fill in the holes, and minimise that.
I'm not scared of a book.
I don't hate Christians - or anyone, for that matter - but I dislike the ones that threaten me with hell.
(March 30, 2013 at 9:51 pm)ThatMuslimGuy2 Wrote: Never read anything immoral in the Qur'an.
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#434
RE: De-Motivational
March 29, 2013 at 10:32 pm (This post was last modified: March 29, 2013 at 11:30 pm by Creed of Heresy.)
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(March 29, 2013 at 9:59 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: You're scared of the bible, you're ignorant of Christianity, and you hate Christians. Check.

Me, personally, I hate the bible, I'm ignorant of Christians, and I am scared of Christianity.

For good reason, too. The bible is the source of countless acts of brutality and oppression for an extremely extended period of time, and Christianity was the religion that perpetrated it when it had the power to do so. Christians, I am ignorant of because no two of them can ever manage to square their stories straight with one another under any friggin' circumstances so there's not much point to caring about them.
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#435
RE: De-Motivational
March 30, 2013 at 4:10 pm (This post was last modified: March 30, 2013 at 4:15 pm by Silver.)
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RE: De-Motivational
March 30, 2013 at 7:29 pm


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The muscular contractions and uterine suction associated with women's orgasm have long been known to pull the sperm through the cervical mucus barrier. In one published account of the strength of the orgasmic suction into the cervix, a doctor reported that a patient's uterine and vaginal contractions during sex with a sailor had pulled off his condom. Upon inspection, the condom was found inside the tiny cervical canal. This means that the female orgasm can function to pull sperm closer to the egg. Scientists have discovered that when a woman climaxes any time between one minute before and forty-five minutes after her lover ejaculates, she retains significantly more sperm than if she does not have an orgasm. No orgasm means fewer sperm are sucked up into the cervix — the entry portal to the uterus, where the egg lies waiting. While a man worries about a woman's satisfaction with him as a lover — out of fear that she will stray or not want to have sex with him again — orgasmic females may actually be up to something far more clever. With her orgasms, a woman is deciding which partner will sire her children. If Marcie's Stone Age brain thinks John is sexy and good-looking enough to be a good genetic bet for her offspring, having an orgasm with him becomes serious business.

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#437
RE: De-Motivational
March 31, 2013 at 11:48 am



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RE: De-Motivational
March 31, 2013 at 11:53 am (This post was last modified: March 31, 2013 at 11:54 am by The Grand Nudger.)
lol.....that does just about sum up the whole god bit in western experience pretty nicely......was that an intentional demotivational, or a brilliant accident?
(never seen that error)
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RE: De-Motivational
March 31, 2013 at 1:52 pm
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-What do you want to drink?

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-Milk! Milk!
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RE: De-Motivational
April 5, 2013 at 6:33 am (This post was last modified: April 5, 2013 at 6:38 am by KichigaiNeko.)
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Yeah I'm a fan... Dodgy sort of
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Why Western Australia is called "WAIT A WHILE"

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