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RE: De-Motivational
December 2, 2013 at 1:23 pm
You know, I can quite genuinely believe that's an actual child's letter! I can't remember where I heard it, QI or something probably, but someone said they heard a couple of kids talking in the street; one of them said something to which the other one actually replied with "Lol"!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
December 5, 2013 at 2:59 am
Damn. My bags are at my sister's. Oh well, I'm sure they'll take me 'al fresco'.
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RE: De-Motivational
December 9, 2013 at 1:52 pm
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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RE: De-Motivational
December 10, 2013 at 9:31 am
(This post was last modified: December 10, 2013 at 9:33 am by Gooders1002.)
And one from the lord
Himself
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain