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De-Motivational

Minimalist Offline

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#801

RE: De-Motivational

March 11, 2014 at 9:21 pm

I just found it, darlin'. I'm not the artist.

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Cyberman

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#802

RE: De-Motivational

March 13, 2014 at 1:33 am

This is, sadly, too true to be funny:

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'

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pocaracas Offline

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#803

RE: De-Motivational

March 13, 2014 at 6:34 am

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errr... b?

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Jacob(smooth) Offline

Damn Sword! Damn Field!

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#804

RE: De-Motivational

March 13, 2014 at 10:29 am (This post was last modified: March 13, 2014 at 10:32 am by Jacob(smooth).)

No you fool, it's...

Um...

Fuck, I dunno! Can I choose 0%?

"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code

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Clueless Morgan Offline

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#805

RE: De-Motivational

March 13, 2014 at 11:24 am

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Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.

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Cinjin Offline

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#806

RE: De-Motivational

March 15, 2014 at 12:20 am

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zebo-the-fat Offline

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#807

RE: De-Motivational

March 15, 2014 at 10:55 am

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The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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Gooders1002 Offline

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#808

RE: De-Motivational

March 17, 2014 at 11:57 am

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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain

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