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RE: Killer cows in Victoria.
November 21, 2011 at 9:19 am
Ye cows don't much like koalas.
They used to get on OK but there's been a lot of deforestation and Koalas have found it hard making a living. Many of them have taken jobs on alien research ships as anal probe technicians, they have an aptitude for it apparently. Anyway we all know the bovine ass is of particular interest to alien folk and well, cows know how to hold a grudge and koalas just have to bear it, even though they're not bears.
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RE: Killer cows in Victoria.
November 21, 2011 at 9:30 am
Haha, this make me chuckle.
I'm sure if I saw it happen then I would think it was sad... But, nature can be a bitch. Who are we to stand in it's mighty way?
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RE: Killer cows in Victoria.
November 21, 2011 at 9:40 am
The cows are massing! Fuck where's my burger buns?
Nature is bloody cruel. I mean, why would they attack them? What harm could they do? It's like me killing a little bird that flew into my house just because it's in my territory. Nature doesn't really do why, it just does. Like when a fully fed cat still goes off to kill a bird even though he can't eat anymore. Just following instinct.
In nature, there is no such thing as fairness or honour. Killer Wales have many times brutally killed seals and penguins for fun. Didn't bother to eat them. Already full.
Nature: It's beautiful and remarkable as well as brutal and horrific.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan
Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.
Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.
You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.