How to Be a Complete Douche

[thesummerqueen]

Jesus doesn't pay my fucking electric, and he's certainly not saving me from eating top ramen for the next two weeks, so I'd appreciate it if his followers chose to splooge their mental masturbations elsewhere.

[Justtristo]

Summer: I went to a Catholic school. We had no janitors. Sweeping the classrooms, corridors,cement paths, the auditrorium (using kerosene and sawdust) was done by the boys as a form of punishment.

The toilets and showers were cleaned by one of the poorer students fora pittance. Saved the school $thousands.

This was common practice in Catholic schools in the 1950's and 1960's, Don't know if it's still the case.

I highly doubt it is the case nowadays in Catholic schools. My experience with the catholic school system is that these days it is little different from the state school system and/or the 'grammar' schools. Only the fundamentalist protestant schools are really different from the rest of the education system to any extent.

[Cinjin]

I don't know how on earth someone would think that it's ok to do that.

Fucking' jesus must have said its okay!

Shit ... when did jesus EVER leave any money?!?!



his dad's always asking for it though...

[Phaedra]

I don't know how on earth someone would think that it's ok to do that.

Fucking' jesus must have said its okay!

Remind me to bitch-slap him next time I see him.

I wonder if these fuckers do the same thing at strip clubs. That'd be an excellent way to get a stiletto lodged in your eye-socket.

[IATIA]

Who needs money when you've got Jebus?

That is true! They get to eat him and drink his blood. What more could a xtian ask for?

[Zen Badger]

Take those bits of paper to church and leave them in the collection plate.

[Epimethean]

Next time that asshat of an xtian comes in for dinner, he should serve him cardboard food. After all, his lord and master can turn it into the real thing. Perhaps on the underside of his cardboard burger, it can read, "Some things are better than food. Eat your god and be thankful, fuckwit."

[Justtristo]

I cannot understand how some Christians get the idea, it is okay to give some "play money" as a tip to a waiter who is working for a low wage and could be considered poor.

Because Jesus is quoted in the Gospels saying things that you should sell your possessions and give the proceeds to the poor. Likewise he says you cannot be his disciple unless you give away your earthly possessions, not to mention you will pile up treasure in heaven if you get rid of your earthly treasure.

Also the epistle of James talks about how a person's faith is false, unless he does acts like giving money to the needy. Not to mention in one of the parables of Luke (Chapter 14) you will be repaid at the resurrection for inviting the poor, disabled and other outcasts when you are throwing a feast.

[Epimethean]

They can't understand because their whole religion is based on ignorance. Many sheep, one shepherd, that sort of rot.

[frankiej]

The first article just seems like something that any asshole Christian might do... doesn't really annoy me more than any other shit they do. But, tipping isn't a big deal here, we are too tight fisted

As for the other 2, they were hilarious. America seems to be the biggest joke in politics, at the moment.