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Church Renovation Complete.
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Church Renovation Complete.
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/03/jerusale...completed/

Quote:Jerusalem’s Holy Sepulchre shrine renovation completed

I wonder if it now includes a helium inflated jesus who floats up and disappears through a vent in the roof?  They could do it every hour for the tourists.  Instead of Old Faithful they could call it Old Bullshitter!
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RE: Church Renovation Complete.
I guess I don't know what an edicule is.


A place for priests to sodomize children, perhaps ?
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#3
RE: Church Renovation Complete.
An edicule is a burial bed..... but any kind of bed will work for those perverts.
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RE: Church Renovation Complete.
(March 20, 2017 at 6:18 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.rawstory.com/2017/03/jerusale...completed/

Quote:Jerusalem’s Holy Sepulchre shrine renovation completed

I wonder if it now includes a helium inflated jesus who floats up and disappears through a vent in the roof?  They could do it every hour for the tourists.  Instead of Old Faithful they could call it Old Bullshitter!

Or one of those air monsters they have at tire store and such, flapping in the breeze. If they could make the arms stay outstretched...
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#5
RE: Church Renovation Complete.
Hard to imagine an ecumenical project like that, especially in the middle east, going through to completion without triggering some schisms.
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#6
RE: Church Renovation Complete.
Ah it's the Orthodox tomb of jesus. Thought it looked different to the one I went into back in '97 that must have been the Catholic tomb of jesus...
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#7
RE: Church Renovation Complete.
If John the Baptist can have multiple heads then fucking jesus can have multiple tombs.
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#8
RE: Church Renovation Complete.
Perhaps Jesus didn't actually come back from the dead.

Perhaps he just respawned at his last save point!
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Church Renovation Complete.
(March 21, 2017 at 8:00 am)Harry Nevis Wrote:
(March 20, 2017 at 6:18 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.rawstory.com/2017/03/jerusale...completed/


I wonder if it now includes a helium inflated jesus who floats up and disappears through a vent in the roof?  They could do it every hour for the tourists.  Instead of Old Faithful they could call it Old Bullshitter!

Or one of those air monsters they have at tire store and such, flapping in the breeze. If they could make the arms stay outstretched...

It's been done, Harry.

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#10
RE: Church Renovation Complete.
Now I want to buy a couple of helium filled inflatable Jesus figures.

One I'll release over a convention of ultra conservative American Christians and watch them shit themselves.

The other, over Mecca and watch it get shot down.

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