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How to Be a Complete Douche
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How to Be a Complete Douche
Here I am...trying to avoid this place and get homework and a couple other projects done... And then something has to piss me off... Did someone call a fucktard flashmob tonight?

http://consumerist.com/2011/11/this-10-t...erver.html

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/11/20/gi...4.facebook

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/21..._ref=false
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#2
RE: How to Be a Complete Douche
Thanks a lot summer. Now I'm pissed too.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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Summer: I went to a Catholic school. We had no janitors. Sweeping the classrooms, corridors,cement paths, the auditrorium (using kerosene and sawdust) was done by the boys as a form of punishment.

The toilets and showers were cleaned by one of the poorer students fora pittance. Saved the school $thousands.

This was common practice in Catholic schools in the 1950's and 1960's, Don't know if it's still the case.
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#4
RE: How to Be a Complete Douche
Waiters should piss in xtian's food.

Gingrich is still the same asshole he was in the 1990's, and

that Lebanese doctor should have cut Cain's dick off and done women everywhere a favor.
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Someone has to share the pain, or I'm going to start throwing things. I'm about to go downstairs and open the whiskey. Goddamn it.
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Someone once left one of those Bible quote fake money things in my tip jar. I don't know how on earth someone would think that it's ok to do that. If you're going to do that, at least leave some real money too.
That will never hold up in court...
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#7
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Quote:I don't know how on earth someone would think that it's ok to do that.


Fucking' jesus must have said its okay!
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#8
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(November 21, 2011 at 8:08 pm)padraic Wrote: This was common practice in Catholic schools in the 1950's and 1960's, Don't know if it's still the case.

Nope.
That will never hold up in court...
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Pad, it's my opinion that when kids are in school, they should be concentrating on school. Not whether or not they need to clean someone's shit off the wall for punishment or pay.

For the record, I've had people speak up on FB and say that it is actually common - common! - practice for shithead fundies to do this instead of giving someone a tip for their service. Fuck them. I am looking for a second job right now and won't take up waitressing because I KNOW what kind of shit they go through. What kind of smug, self-righteous, selfish, and uncompassionate asshole do you have to be to not only take bread out of that person's mouth but to assume they aren't also Christian (and a far better one than you!)?
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Who needs money when you've got Jebus?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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