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When I Said Gardening "Did It For Me"...

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When I Said Gardening "Did It For Me"...
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When I Said Gardening "Did It For Me"...
December 7, 2011 at 11:25 am
...this wasn't quite the effect I meant.

http://bikyamasr.com/50403/islamic-cleri...semblance/

Quote:An Islamic cleric residing in Europe said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any “sexual thoughts.”

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Quote:One reader said that these religious “leaders” give Islam “a bad name” and another commented said that he is a “retarded” person and he must quite his post immediately.
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RE: When I Said Gardening "Did It For Me"...
December 7, 2011 at 2:09 pm
Quote:women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any “sexual thoughts.”


Ah ha! Now we're on to you!!!
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RE: When I Said Gardening "Did It For Me"...
December 7, 2011 at 2:10 pm
You caught me. That's why I'm so flirty and constantly make sexual jokes.

Well, maybe the flirty part, the rest is just because it bothers theists.
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RE: When I Said Gardening "Did It For Me"...
December 7, 2011 at 3:12 pm
Whatever floats your boat, darlin'.
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RE: When I Said Gardening "Did It For Me"...
December 7, 2011 at 4:01 pm
I love me a sexy cucumber in the mornin' Wink
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RE: When I Said Gardening "Did It For Me"...
December 7, 2011 at 4:02 pm
Is that what you tell ElDinero?
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RE: When I Said Gardening "Did It For Me"...
December 7, 2011 at 4:11 pm
Bananas are overrated. They tend to get squishy before you reach your climax.
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RE: When I Said Gardening "Did It For Me"...
December 7, 2011 at 4:15 pm
(December 7, 2011 at 4:02 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Is that what you tell ElDinero?

No... I can't handle a butternut squash in the morning.
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RE: When I Said Gardening "Did It For Me"...
December 7, 2011 at 4:36 pm
Cucumbers?

Bannanas?

:S *goes crazy*
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RE: When I Said Gardening "Did It For Me"...
December 7, 2011 at 5:19 pm
So it's bad to keep women out of gardens beause of the phallic vegetation?
These poor islamic individuals don't get out much, do they?
If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church. At the next session you may ban books and the newspapers...
Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925
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