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Hey Atheists....
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Hey Atheists....
December 8, 2011 at 1:44 pm
Fuck...I'm stumped.

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RE: Hey Atheists....
December 8, 2011 at 4:33 pm
Quote:IF GOD DOESN'T EXIST WHY IS THERE PORN OF HIM??? RULE 34 FAGGOTS

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If I were still a christian, the illogical idiocy of this web post ALONE would make me convert to ... I don't know ... ANY OTHER BELIEF STRUCTURE ON EARTH! (just so as not to be grouped with such a lunatic)



christ!
They're such god damn imbeciles.
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RE: Hey Atheists....
December 8, 2011 at 4:34 pm
HAH! When 4chan meets religious idiots...

...you get the funniest thing I've seen all day. Good work, my summer queen.
If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church. At the next session you may ban books and the newspapers...
Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925
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RE: Hey Atheists....
December 8, 2011 at 4:39 pm
I will admit to having spit my tea out for the second time (the first being when Stimbo said he was clothed in women's lingerie)
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RE: Hey Atheists....
December 8, 2011 at 4:50 pm
There is porn of God?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Hey Atheists....
December 8, 2011 at 4:59 pm
(December 8, 2011 at 4:50 pm)Faith No More Wrote: There is porn of God?

Perhaps god did some modelling?
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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RE: Hey Atheists....
December 8, 2011 at 5:12 pm (This post was last modified: December 8, 2011 at 5:15 pm by TheDarkestOfAngels.)
(December 8, 2011 at 4:59 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: Perhaps god did some modelling?

I'm also reasonable certain that god must have some fairly big tits. I mean geez - everyone does exactly what he says no matter how stupid the words that come out of her mouth are or how many people she kills in the process.

Personally though, I'm hoping that Alanis Morissette is god.
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As the saying goes, I would hit that like the fist of an angry god.
If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church. At the next session you may ban books and the newspapers...
Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. ~Ronald Reagan
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RE: Hey Atheists....
December 8, 2011 at 5:18 pm (This post was last modified: December 8, 2011 at 5:20 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
Quote:Personally though, I'm hoping that Alanis Morissette is god


Why? She looks about 12. (who is she?)

I'd be thrilled with Susan Sarandon or Drew Barrymore, or Emily Deschanel,or Pauley Perrette and of course there is something decidedly goddess-like about Cote de Pablo..Wink Shades
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RE: Hey Atheists....
December 8, 2011 at 5:21 pm
Well, Dark...sorry, but this is my pick

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RE: Hey Atheists....
December 8, 2011 at 5:26 pm
(December 8, 2011 at 4:50 pm)Faith No More Wrote: There is porn of God?


At least two I think; Priapus and Venus. India also has some.(look up'erotic Indian temple carvings')

Quote:Depictions of a sexual nature are as old as civilization with depictions such as the venus figurines and rock art existing since prehistoric times.[7] But the concept of pornography as understood today did not exist until the Victorian era. For example the French Impressionism masterwork by Édouard Manet, titled Olympia was a nude picture of a French courtesan, literally a "prostitute picture". It was controversial at the time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornography
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