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Poll: Would you vote for this guy? (Newt Gingrich)
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Oh FUCK no!!
76.92%
20 76.92%
Of course I would. He's the best one for the job!!.
3.85%
1 3.85%
Has Hell frozen over?!
19.23%
5 19.23%
Total 26 vote(s) 100%
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#31
RE: Newt
(December 14, 2011 at 12:14 pm)Heather Wrote: ... if you believe in god, you vote Republican. Period. No debate. Even if Mickey fucking Mouse was the Republican choice, he should be picked over the Democrat running for office. So, basically, many church goers will vote for the Republican candidate to stay true to their church. Again, the sheep follow blindly like they do on every topic.

Alright dipshits ... errr ... my children. Repeat after me!
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I give 10% of everything!
I vote Republican no matter what!
Anybody not like me is bad!
Dark skin people make excellent slaves!
Women also make excellent slaves!
Kill fags! Deny that in public!

Any questions?? ... Better NOT be!!
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#32
RE: Newt
Quote:Even if Mickey fucking Mouse was the Republican choice,

That would be a step up.
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#33
RE: Newt
(December 14, 2011 at 12:14 pm)Heather Wrote:
(December 13, 2011 at 8:28 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: The only reason to vote for someone like that is if he thinks that Christianity will be legislated...or that his pastor told him to vote republican.


I agree. When I was attending church, they often talked about politics and many times said that if you believe in god, you vote Republican. Period. No debate. Even if Mickey fucking Mouse was the Republican choice, he should be picked over the Democrat running for office. So, basically, many church goers will vote for the Republican candidate to stay true to their church. Again, the sheep follow blindly like they do on every topic.

churches can lose their precious 'tax exempt status' for doing precisely that.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#34
RE: Newt
Eeeeeewww gross!! wouldn't vote for the dweeb in a pink fit!!

YUK!!
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#35
RE: Newt
Newt and the Insane Idea Industry

Quote:Think of Gingrich as the secret love child of Milton Friedman and Howard Stern. Or of nuclear-war advocate Herman Kahn and Marilyn Manson. Newt's brand of conservative "idea generation" is designed, first and foremost, to get lots of attention - which it has - and to make the values we've held for generations seem stale, rigid, and somehow less exciting than the futuristic corporate oligarchy of tomorrow.
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"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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#36
RE: Newt
Newt can lick the sweat off of my balls after i have had hot, interracial sex.

Then I will force him to read Emma Goldman and write a 10,000 word essay on her.

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#37
RE: Newt
Now wouldn't this be funny if it actually happened:

Is Ron Paul Poised to Win in Iowa?

OK, I'm no fan of Ron Paul but just imagining how the establishment Republicans would go completely insane in their reaction would be entertaining to say the least.
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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#38
RE: Newt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pla...gyRnwtscPA
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#39
RE: Newt
(December 15, 2011 at 7:28 am)Faith No More Wrote:
(December 14, 2011 at 12:14 pm)Heather Wrote:
(December 13, 2011 at 8:28 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: The only reason to vote for someone like that is if he thinks that Christianity will be legislated...or that his pastor told him to vote republican.


I agree. When I was attending church, they often talked about politics and many times said that if you believe in god, you vote Republican. Period. No debate. Even if Mickey fucking Mouse was the Republican choice, he should be picked over the Democrat running for office. So, basically, many church goers will vote for the Republican candidate to stay true to their church. Again, the sheep follow blindly like they do on every topic.

churches can lose their precious 'tax exempt status' for doing precisely that.


Interesting. Maybe I can go do some secret recordings...pass on to the tax peeps...That would be fun...

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#40
RE: Newt
(December 15, 2011 at 11:35 am)Heather Wrote:
(December 15, 2011 at 7:28 am)Faith No More Wrote:
(December 14, 2011 at 12:14 pm)Heather Wrote:
(December 13, 2011 at 8:28 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: The only reason to vote for someone like that is if he thinks that Christianity will be legislated...or that his pastor told him to vote republican.


I agree. When I was attending church, they often talked about politics and many times said that if you believe in god, you vote Republican. Period. No debate. Even if Mickey fucking Mouse was the Republican choice, he should be picked over the Democrat running for office. So, basically, many church goers will vote for the Republican candidate to stay true to their church. Again, the sheep follow blindly like they do on every topic.

churches can lose their precious 'tax exempt status' for doing precisely that.


Interesting. Maybe I can go do some secret recordings...pass on to the tax peeps...That would be fun...
Why, that's evil! Devil

(December 14, 2011 at 9:07 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote:
(December 14, 2011 at 4:02 am)houseofcantor Wrote:
(December 13, 2011 at 9:16 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote:
(December 12, 2011 at 4:45 am)houseofcantor Wrote: I'm a frickin' anarchist. Wink

Always glad to have another on the forum.

Technocratic anarchy, yabba-dabba-doo. Cool Shades

One of these days... first we gotta keep Newt from starting a nuclear war in Iran... (I mean, that guy's just bad news - I have yet to do any independent investigation of the electorate - so I'm gonna sit here and think happy thoughts, and Newt will turn back into a salamander and get back under his rock.)

Technocratic anarchy is wonderful. I can adhere to that just as strong as Syndicalism.

Newt will not win

Love how I don't even hafta explain technocratic anarchy. Some plans are just cool. Wink

I "creatively edited" your second paragraph. We know that second part. Repeating it is just pattern reinforcement. I'm working on the positive vibes. Wink
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