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What Would Your Gravestone Say?
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What Would Your Gravestone Say?
(For the record I want to be cremated, but play along)

After a comment made on my facebook page, I think my phrase should say "Strangely apropos"

Or something along the lines of the Dorothy Parker quote. "That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."
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RE: What Would Your Gravestone Say?
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#3
RE: What Would Your Gravestone Say?
I read a story about a grave stone.

It was supposed to say 'god she was thine' but the carver put 'god she was thin' instead.

The husband complained and the following day the tombstone read 'e god she was thin'



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: What Would Your Gravestone Say?
"Smiley
Humorous
Ecstatic
Wanderer
Always happy
Stupendous
Awesome
Nice
Inspirational
Delightful
Imaginative
Outstanding
Tolerant"
Don’t ask.

Atheist
I Evolved!
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#5
RE: What Would Your Gravestone Say?
"Help! I'm not dead!"
Cunt
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#6
RE: What Would Your Gravestone Say?
Tombstone inscription:


"Hold your ear up to this stone and I'll talk to you."







...just to see how many people would do it.
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#7
RE: What Would Your Gravestone Say?
"I'm going to eat your brains and gain your knowledge."
Cunt
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#8
RE: What Would Your Gravestone Say?
"Game Over"
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RE: What Would Your Gravestone Say?
Victor vinculis victus
Amore harena depositus
In tergo sagitta cupidinis
Nemo eius nunc meminit
Trying to update my sig ...
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RE: What Would Your Gravestone Say?
(December 11, 2011 at 5:12 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Tombstone inscription:


"Hold your ear up to this stone and I'll talk to you."







...just to see how many people would do it.

You wouldn't be around to see it though Big Grin


Mine would read...

"I don't know you are putting flowers here, so save your money"

or...

"There is no afterlife, LOL".
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.

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