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RE: Are you going to hell...
February 2, 2016 at 10:51 am
(February 2, 2016 at 12:54 am)Stimbo Wrote: In the extremely unlikely event of this shit actually turning out to be real, I know I'll end up being condemned to heaven.
The only thing better would be to have minnie there too.
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RE: Are you going to hell...
February 2, 2016 at 10:52 am
(February 2, 2016 at 10:49 am)Drich Wrote: (February 2, 2016 at 6:37 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Meh, there are no ways. According to Christians, you can ask for forgiveness right on your deathbed for every bad thing you ever did, and BOOM! To heaven you go.
According to reality, there are no such places as heaven or hell.
so.. God of the universe can be fooled into accepting sin loving people, because of a loop hole you think you found?
Jesus didn't seem to think so in Mat 7.
15 “Be careful of false prophets. They come to you and look gentle like sheep. But they are really dangerous like wolves. 16 You will know these people because of what they do. Good things don’t come from people who are bad, just as grapes don’t come from thornbushes, and figs don’t come from thorny weeds. 17 In the same way, every good tree produces good fruit, and bad trees produce bad fruit. 18 A good tree cannot produce bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot produce good fruit. 19 Every tree that does not produce good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. 20 You will know these false people by what they do.[a]
21 “Not everyone who calls me Lord will enter God’s kingdom. The only people who will enter are those who do what my Father in heaven wants. 22 On that last Day many will call me Lord. They will say, ‘Lord, Lord, by the power of your name we spoke for God. And by your name we forced out demons and did many miracles.’ 23 Then I will tell those people clearly, ‘Get away from me, you people who do wrong. I never knew you.’
Here it seems like He has a pretty good understanding on how to identify his foolowers verse "Wolves in sheeps clothing.'
Sounds like a childish dictator throwing his toys out of the pram to me.
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RE: Are you going to hell...
February 2, 2016 at 10:54 am
Yeah, cause I'd be asked to be sent to hell. Because my children would be sent to hell based on the laws of a psychopathic man-child God (and that's the only sort of god that would create a Hell) I might get sent there anyway. I have a feeling most people in this topic, including the topic creator would be sent there too. The psychopathic man child would find something imperfect about all of them. Like the fact they aren't Hebrew.
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RE: Are you going to hell...
February 2, 2016 at 11:00 am
(February 2, 2016 at 10:49 am)Drich Wrote: (February 2, 2016 at 6:37 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Meh, there are no ways. According to Christians, you can ask for forgiveness right on your deathbed for every bad thing you ever did, and BOOM! To heaven you go.
According to reality, there are no such places as heaven or hell.
so.. God of the universe can be fooled into accepting sin loving people, because of a loop hole you think you found?
Jesus didn't seem to think so in Mat 7.
15 “Be careful of false prophets. They come to you and look gentle like sheep. But they are really dangerous like wolves. 16 You will know these people because of what they do. Good things don’t come from people who are bad, just as grapes don’t come from thornbushes, and figs don’t come from thorny weeds. 17 In the same way, every good tree produces good fruit, and bad trees produce bad fruit. 18 A good tree cannot produce bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot produce good fruit. 19 Every tree that does not produce good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. 20 You will know these false people by what they do.[a]
21 “Not everyone who calls me Lord will enter God’s kingdom. The only people who will enter are those who do what my Father in heaven wants. 22 On that last Day many will call me Lord. They will say, ‘Lord, Lord, by the power of your name we spoke for God. And by your name we forced out demons and did many miracles.’ 23 Then I will tell those people clearly, ‘Get away from me, you people who do wrong. I never knew you.’
Here it seems like He has a pretty good understanding on how to identify his foolowers verse "Wolves in sheeps clothing.'
By bible standards christians these days are all going to hell. The christians in the middle east have a far better chance of getting into heaven
than those in the first world. Because you know you have a bit wealth compared to christians in the middle east we all do were all wealthy.
So right there having wealth of any sort is bad bible wise.
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RE: Are you going to hell...
February 2, 2016 at 11:55 am
(February 2, 2016 at 10:49 am)Drich Wrote: (February 2, 2016 at 6:37 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Meh, there are no ways. According to Christians, you can ask for forgiveness right on your deathbed for every bad thing you ever did, and BOOM! To heaven you go.
According to reality, there are no such places as heaven or hell.
so.. God of the universe can be fooled into accepting sin loving people, because of a loop hole you think you found?
Here it seems like He has a pretty good understanding on how to identify his foolowers verse "Wolves in sheeps clothing.'
Well, he's not real, so, I really can't take what some book says he said, very seriously.
So there's that.
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RE: Are you going to hell...
February 2, 2016 at 11:03 pm
(February 2, 2016 at 10:51 am)Drich Wrote: (February 2, 2016 at 12:54 am)Stimbo Wrote: In the extremely unlikely event of this shit actually turning out to be real, I know I'll end up being condemned to heaven.
The only thing better would be to have minnie there too.
Other than I would never wish such an insipidly banal fate on anyone, I agree. Between us we could initiate a coup and liberate everyone. As a bonus I'd finally get to have your god's vile head on my wall.
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RE: Are you going to hell...
February 2, 2016 at 11:45 pm
(February 2, 2016 at 11:03 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (February 2, 2016 at 10:51 am)Drich Wrote: The only thing better would be to have minnie there too.
Other than I would never wish such an insipidly banal fate on anyone, I agree. Between us we could initiate a coup and liberate everyone. As a bonus I'd finally get to have your god's vile head on my wall. Now you know the reason for the "eternal separation"
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RE: Are you going to hell...
February 3, 2016 at 12:17 am
Gives it a whole new meaning, doesn't it?
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RE: Are you going to hell...
February 3, 2016 at 2:25 am
If hell is real?
I need a "Depends which hell and which interpretation of hell" option.
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RE: Are you going to hell...
February 3, 2016 at 2:39 am
I'm happy to report that I've spent very little time in 'hell' during the real portion of my life. Gawd knows what will happen with the make believe part.
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