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Hall of wit and epicness.

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Hall of wit and epicness.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
June 9, 2013 at 6:45 pm (This post was last modified: June 9, 2013 at 6:46 pm by Walking Void.)
(June 9, 2013 at 3:34 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Let's do an experiment...

Total epicness.

(June 9, 2013 at 3:29 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: Why do posts about posts get more Kudos than the actual posts they are quoting? lol

http://atheistforums.org/thread-15954-po...#pid460298

Give me your kudos.

Wow, not deliberate at all!

(By the by I gave You some couscous)
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
June 11, 2013 at 3:56 pm
Another ronedee gem thread..

https://atheistforums.org/thread-19314.html
Ryantology Wrote:Your religion is nowhere near as vital to the world as you think it is. If it disappeared tomorrow, what would we lose besides more raped boys and inspiration for Japanese anime?

Thanks

Also, secondary nomination to Max Greece
for IMO exemplary debate in the face of a flaming idiot.
https://atheistforums.org/thread-19314-page-12.html
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#143
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
June 29, 2013 at 4:56 pm
(June 29, 2013 at 4:31 pm)pineapplebunnybounce Wrote: it's all bullshit. But i'll take this one on:

Quote:CHINESE MEANING OF NOAH

In Chinese, the name Noah means: "man through whom the weed curse is removed". We can assume that the weed was the wicked man that was killed in the flood. Chinese writing would go back to a time not long after the flood when memories of Noah and the flood were still vivid in the minds of the people. This gives more credence to Noah being a real figure in history rather than myth that man today has claimed.

As a chinese native speaker. No. Just no. As in they completely dreamed this up.

http://atheistforums.org/thread-19660-po...#pid470386
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
July 8, 2013 at 2:24 am
After some members wondered why they can't delete their accounts, I posted The Eagles' "Hotel California", because of the line "you can check in any time you want, but you just can never leave". Apophenia's brilliant response was this:

(July 8, 2013 at 12:17 am)apophenia Wrote: I'm still trying to figure out how many posts I need in order to qualify for some warm colitas.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
July 8, 2013 at 9:17 am (This post was last modified: July 8, 2013 at 9:19 am by Cyberman.)
I want to second Apo's brilliant wit with the following from the "Pick your poison" thread:

(July 8, 2013 at 12:30 am)apophenia Wrote: The only thing nearby that I knew was open and would fill my caffeinated beverage Jones was a Starbucks. I was tempted to sprinkle some of my bottled water in the dirt and lick that up instead.

Worship

This had me literally laughing out loud for several minutes, I'll have you know. Something I very rarely do nowadays.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#146
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
July 8, 2013 at 9:20 am
Yeah, I laughed at that too Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
July 8, 2013 at 9:34 am
Haters!
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
July 8, 2013 at 1:13 pm
Coffee lover!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
July 8, 2013 at 1:39 pm
The following had me laughing also:

(July 6, 2013 at 8:51 am)Kayenneh Wrote: I caught Napo and Rayaan cuddling Big Grin




AF Memes
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
July 8, 2013 at 7:36 pm (This post was last modified: July 8, 2013 at 7:36 pm by Angrboda.)

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