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How do you tell people you are an atheist
The Grand Nudger Offline
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RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist
November 28, 2011 at 12:38 pm (This post was last modified: November 28, 2011 at 12:43 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Like so;

"Wait, what? You believe that shit? You're a fucking moron."

Outta do the job pretty thoroughly. Oh, oh, without putting them off, well, I guess I couldn't do that unless the person was also an atheist, in which case I doubt we'd ever have reason to discuss the non-existence of fairy tale gods. Honestly, your refusal to be complacent in this little scam exposes those who are for what they are, and they know it. Don't see how you can avoid that. I'm a big fan of this one too;

Theist-"Do you believe in god?"
Me-"Which gods don't you believe in?"
-Theist lists off fairy tale gods-
Me-"Their lie exposes your own."
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Justtristo - November 28, 2011 at 8:51 am
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Heather - November 28, 2011 at 9:56 am
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Violet - November 28, 2011 at 11:28 am
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by The Grand Nudger - November 28, 2011 at 12:38 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Ace Otana - November 28, 2011 at 12:43 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by frankiej - November 28, 2011 at 1:16 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by LastPoet - November 28, 2011 at 1:28 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Erinome - November 28, 2011 at 2:46 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by belphegor - November 28, 2011 at 5:23 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by scatterman - November 28, 2011 at 6:53 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Minimalist - November 28, 2011 at 8:55 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by belphegor - November 28, 2011 at 9:10 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Minimalist - November 28, 2011 at 9:22 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by belphegor - November 28, 2011 at 9:30 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Justtristo - November 29, 2011 at 7:51 am
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by belphegor - November 28, 2011 at 9:35 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by belphegor - November 28, 2011 at 9:49 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Minimalist - November 28, 2011 at 9:54 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by belphegor - November 28, 2011 at 10:02 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Anomalocaris - November 28, 2011 at 11:54 pm
Re: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by belphegor - November 28, 2011 at 11:00 pm
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by TheReal - November 29, 2011 at 10:31 am
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Voltair - November 29, 2011 at 10:51 am
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by TheReal - November 29, 2011 at 11:48 am
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Voltair - November 29, 2011 at 10:56 am
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Voltair - November 29, 2011 at 11:57 am
RE: How do you tell people you are an atheist - by Minimalist - November 29, 2011 at 12:19 pm

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