The only royal I have even the slightest regard for is Charles and that's just because he's a Goon fan like me ("What time is it, Eccles?"). Beyond that, they're all a waste of resources as far as I'm concerned. I do however have an interest in the history and the pageantry of our country, stretching back to the days when the monarch du jour got off its privileged arse and actually did something.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
