(September 23, 2014 at 12:53 pm)Brakeman Wrote:(September 23, 2014 at 12:39 pm)Exian Wrote: not claiming I have done nothing wrong. I'm claiming my wrong doings are a little more tangible than some abstract sin I committed upon by birth (although, I did piss an arc of urine into my grandmas cereal during a diaper change, I've since apologized)
What did innocent being did your grandmother demand you to kill before she forgave you? Did you have to kill her son or just one of the family pets?
Oh, she wanted me to sacrifice Fido, but she stopped me at the last second to demonstrate how she is just and good. Good thing too, because I was for real going to murder that little fucker.
And afterwards, I thought "Man, my grandma is cool and good." The thought that I was seriously willing and able to murder my pet for her never crossed my mind. #blessed