I don't recall you ever being in danger of getting booted off. It was more like your declaring you were going to leave on your own. Funny how the memory cheats the embarrassing bits, isn't it?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'