Non-fundamentalist apologetics is about obfuscation

[robvalue]

Yup. And I despise the idea that if there is a god, I should be aiming directly for his arse hole to try and polish it.

I don't give a monkeys. Why should I? Am I to thank a divine being for expending no effort at all to make a load of crap ready for me to be born on and screw around on? Especially since I didn't even exist before or ask to be born? I think one thank you is enough, except not really because this is shit anyway. If he wants to punish me for not crawling around on the floor and trying to talk to him telepathically, that's his problem. He's obviously got serious issues if so.