I really wanted to add something pertinent and sagacious about this ... interesting turn of events, but I'm still laughing at "cynicallity" too much to take any of this seriously.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'