(February 18, 2010 at 7:17 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: How do you know you hit Her? Did here pink holy spirit inform you of the event? She is trancendental you know, so if you have proof that you hit her than it wasn't really her.
First of all, I know unicorn blood when I see it. The huge dent in my hood would point to that conclusion as well. The holy spirit was riding shotgun, so he saw the whole thing. The bastard didn't even yell to swerve until it was too late. He's a pothead, that guy.
The damn horn got stuck in my radiator and caused a huge leak. Lots of invisible pink bodyparts everywhere. And I won't even mention the smell.
Of course the police report said that I hit a "pedestrian" or whatever that is, but I know what I saw, and it was nothing less than the hand of God himself.
I'm going to representing myself in court, I hope the judge is a pious man.