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If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
#21
RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
I'd tithe to that.
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#22
RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
(March 30, 2013 at 4:09 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: Wicca, especially if the spells would actually work Tongue

You've seen my hair... 7 months later: it's still quite clearly purple Smile

Magic is the only explanation for that, my dear.

(March 30, 2013 at 5:43 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: I also came to the personal conclusion that I would reject most gods even if they did exist.

Other gods and I have an understanding: don't fuck with each other, and we probably won't have to kill each other.

Anyone who hasn't followed this social protocol is dead. I'm still here... there might be a good reason for that.
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#23
RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
(March 31, 2013 at 4:46 am)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: You've seen my hair... 7 months later: it's still quite clearly purple Smile

Magic is the only explanation for that, my dear.

Oh, I thought it was your wonderful personality creeping out of the roots, saturating your hair in order to keep it such a brilliant color Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
(March 31, 2013 at 4:50 am)Kayenneh Wrote: Oh, I thought it was your wonderful personality creeping out of the roots, saturating your hair in order to keep it such a brilliant color Big Grin

I'm highly spiritual.

... I am highly spiritual.

You know, even after the 6~ months I've had that up as my religious views... I still don't think anyone gets it. I'm starting to get a little disturbed by it. Some have asked... and yet they don't seem to have understood the answer...s.

All about that human spirit here, Friendship is Magic Smile Friendship is also Witchcraft.
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#25
RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
I agree, I would probably be Buddhist as well. Seems to be a much more open, encouraging religion... Things have always been and they always will be.... respect yourself and all others. Rather than I MADE THE EVERYTHING I AM THE MASTER, LISTEN TO ME OR BURN IN HELLL ARRRRHHH (Christianity)
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RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
(March 31, 2013 at 4:55 am)iameatingjam Wrote: I agree, I would probably be Buddhist as well. Seems to be a much more open, encouraging religion... Things have always been and they always will be.... respect yourself and all others. Rather than I MADE THE EVERYTHING I AM THE MASTER, LISTEN TO ME OR BURN IN HELLL ARRRRHHH (Christianity)

Yes... let's just forget about the wars, schisms, and controversies in the history of a bloody religion in favor of its modern iteration in 'the West'.

Maybe european and american students should learn more about other regions in their histories. World's not 300 years old... with half of it spawned in 150 years ago. Sure feels like it while 'learning' in a young adult's schooling environment.
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#27
RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
C'thulhism. Why pretend that god isn't a sick, angry, cruel, miserable fuck?
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#28
RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
I'd worship the norse Gods like a viking, and strike fear death and destruction to all those who opposed me. The men of the villages would all fall by my sword and the women of the villages would all be mine for the taking. Then when I died it would be constant feasting fighting and fucking in Valhalla


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#29
RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
Since I was born in South America, I'd probably go back to my roots and believe in the Popol Vuh. At least they are humble enough to say that the gods messed up in creating the earth 3 times and had to destroy and start again every time.
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it" ~ Aristotle
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#30
RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
(March 31, 2013 at 4:55 am)iameatingjam Wrote: I agree, I would probably be Buddhist as well. Seems to be a much more open, encouraging religion... Things have always been and they always will be.... respect yourself and all others. Rather than I MADE THE EVERYTHING I AM THE MASTER, LISTEN TO ME OR BURN IN HELLL ARRRRHHH (Christianity)

Don't let the kindly exterior fool you. They're just as dogmatic, unyielding, and oppressive as all the rest. DEMAND to look behind the curtain.


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