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RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
March 31, 2013 at 11:42 am
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The preacher and the monk both smile from the door of the temple..lol. It's not actually a smile...they're just baring their teeth.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
March 31, 2013 at 12:04 pm
(March 30, 2013 at 3:58 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: I would declare myself to be god
I'm on board. All hail TGAC!
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RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
March 31, 2013 at 12:09 pm
Whats that free love religion called?
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RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
March 31, 2013 at 12:10 pm
I'd probably team up with the local Quakers. They marry gays and have awesome book fairs.
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RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
March 31, 2013 at 12:14 pm
Probably Bahá'í because I like the idea that the prophets for all the major religions have been prophets for the same god, just different time periods.
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RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
March 31, 2013 at 12:45 pm
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Maybe I'd be a Sihk, any excuse to wear a turban and dress like a genie.
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RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
March 31, 2013 at 1:00 pm
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You don't need to become a sihk to have an excuse to wear a turban. Just join the service and go high speed.
(I'd suggest a keffiyeh over a turban though, just my two cents)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
March 31, 2013 at 1:08 pm
(March 31, 2013 at 1:00 pm)Rhythm Wrote: You don't need to become a sihk to have an excuse to wear a turban. Just join the service and go high speed.
(I'd suggest a keffiyeh over a turban though, just my two cents)
Can I dress like a Genie though? Seriously every time I see a Sihk I think he's about to grant me wishes.
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RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
March 31, 2013 at 1:11 pm
(March 31, 2013 at 1:08 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: (March 31, 2013 at 1:00 pm)Rhythm Wrote: You don't need to become a sihk to have an excuse to wear a turban. Just join the service and go high speed.
(I'd suggest a keffiyeh over a turban though, just my two cents)
Can I dress like a Genie though? Seriously every time I see a Sihk I think he's about to grant me wishes.
I don't think blades like that are legal, here.
(March 30, 2013 at 9:51 pm)ThatMuslimGuy2 Wrote: Never read anything immoral in the Qur'an.
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RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
March 31, 2013 at 1:12 pm
Well, I mean you have to have a pretty specific MOS, but yeah....
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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