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[split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 22, 2013 at 10:04 am
Oh what should we do?

This man hasn't got a clue.

Boil him down to glue?
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 22, 2013 at 10:16 am
Yes, I fear you're right

We'd strain his intelligence

Feel sorry? I don't.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#153
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 22, 2013 at 10:32 am
Me reading this thread:

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#154
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 22, 2013 at 10:43 am
CleanShavenJesus

Why don't you write in haiku?

You combo breaker!
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 22, 2013 at 10:59 am
(August 22, 2013 at 10:43 am)Kayenneh Wrote: CleanShavenJesus

Why don't you write in haiku?

You combo breaker!

Kay

I have very limited knowledge of anything

I have very plentiful knowledge of everything

Because there is only two

God

And me

The trinity is untrue, there's only two

Me and God

Fuck Jews

Zionists

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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 22, 2013 at 11:52 am
That was scary. I actually had to scroll back up to see who was posting it. I never thought purely text-based impressions could even be a thing.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 22, 2013 at 12:28 pm
Minimalist says

Go blow jesus out your ass

Good advice, it seems.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 22, 2013 at 12:43 pm (This post was last modified: August 22, 2013 at 12:44 pm by Kayenneh.)
But how can someone

Blow himself out of his ass?

What a conundrum!
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 22, 2013 at 2:23 pm
More like contortion

Good trick if you can do it

Painful if you can't.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 22, 2013 at 2:26 pm
What a silly thread.
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