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[split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 20, 2013 at 5:42 pm
If he truly believes he's a messiah, he's either

1) a conman
2) in need of medical help

1 and 2 are not mutually exclusive.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 20, 2013 at 5:45 pm
(August 20, 2013 at 5:23 pm)Mark Dreher Wrote: You now speak with "The Second Coming"

Of "The Lord Jesus Christ".

That's quite impossible, you see - I'm the local messiah, I was here first, so you'll have to fuck right off.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 20, 2013 at 5:46 pm
(August 20, 2013 at 5:41 pm)little_monkey Wrote: Preaching, that's all he does. Have fun with this troll. I'm out of here.

You don't wanna share this wonderful new toy? Wink

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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 20, 2013 at 6:09 pm
(August 20, 2013 at 5:23 pm)Mark Dreher Wrote:
(August 20, 2013 at 5:06 pm)ITChick Wrote: Ok.

You have had

your fun.

Who are you?

Really?




My dear, seriously, no kidding around.

You now speak with "The Second Coming"

Of "The Lord Jesus Christ".

And I am telling you that

As sincerely, as I can.

You will notice that "I do not solicited money".

Or even accept money.

Pro bono.

I am here, only only only, for your good.

This is called "The Final Reaping".

The last call.

And then, you're all toast, I'm afraid.

Everyone, who is not reaped.

Take it, very seriously.

I mean really.

I can not say that, emphatically, enough.

Take it

Very seriously.

Be warned, Jesus Christ, for I am the Devil incarnate. A living spew of vile sin. I have commitment to the unpardonable sin and I have rejected all 10 commandments as well as every beatitude that you have given. I will send my followers after you under the name of Satanism. This is war, holy boy. Let the revelations begin!
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 20, 2013 at 6:33 pm
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 20, 2013 at 6:37 pm (This post was last modified: August 20, 2013 at 6:39 pm by Walking Void.)
(August 20, 2013 at 6:33 pm)popeyespappy Wrote: One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

[Image: mjl_zps6fdda089.jpg]

"What if I say I'll never surrender?"

But to answer your question, Mark is not like Jesus, but He is like a duck. Quack quack.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 20, 2013 at 6:46 pm
My bet is on him becoming a ghosty ghost of the forums in a couple days.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 20, 2013 at 6:56 pm
(August 20, 2013 at 6:37 pm)Walking Void Wrote: But to answer your question, Mark is not like Jesus, but He is like a duck. Quack quack.

Correct! They are both loons!
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 20, 2013 at 6:59 pm
You'd think the second coming of Christ could understand how to properly use a comma.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 20, 2013 at 7:07 pm (This post was last modified: August 20, 2013 at 7:07 pm by Walking Void.)
(August 20, 2013 at 6:59 pm)Faith No More Wrote: You'd think the second coming of Christ could understand how to properly use a comma.

Do You dare challenge the god? If so, join Satan.
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