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So I asked some christians if they would give it their best shot at converting me

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So I asked some christians if they would give it their best shot at converting me
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RE: So I asked some christians if they would give it their best shot at converting me
September 5, 2013 at 3:00 pm
I bet that Butero guy fancies himself real smart. Third sentence, second paragraph of his first post, already a strawman. Stopped reading.
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RE: So I asked some christians if they would give it their best shot at converting me
September 5, 2013 at 3:16 pm (This post was last modified: September 5, 2013 at 3:19 pm by Lemonvariable72.)
(September 5, 2013 at 3:00 pm)Gilgamesh Wrote: I bet that Butero guy fancies himself real smart. Third sentence, second paragraph of his first post, already a strawman. Stopped reading.

I actually lost my shit on him, after he told me to enjoy this life because in the next I'm gonna burn.
Also in another thread he tried to tell me this is not sexist

1 Corinthians 14:34 - 35*

34. Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but [they are commanded] to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

It was asking If paul would recognize the church today, I said he was so sexist that he'd get thrown out and I cited that
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: So I asked some christians if they would give it their best shot at converting me
September 6, 2013 at 12:55 am
(September 4, 2013 at 11:44 pm)Rahul Wrote: [Image: jesus-bleu-mauve.jpg]

I had a couple others too.

[Image: stock-illustration-8557273-easter-bunny.jpg]

[Image: santa-claus.jpg]

[Image: toothfairy.jpg]

Confusedhock:
Y-y-y-you had the same imaginary friends as I had??

THAT MEANS THEY MUST BE REAL!!!

HALLELUJAH, PRAISE JAYZUS!

Please excuse me, I have to go find some pliers and pull out all of my teeth so I can get some cash from Ms. Fairy and afford all those stamps for my backlogged letters to Santa I need to send off...
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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RE: So I asked some christians if they would give it their best shot at converting me
September 6, 2013 at 1:38 am
You ought to be more concerned that I had the tooth fairy as well. I had her good and hard.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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