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RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 21, 2013 at 5:28 pm
I was told by a cute bunny that some new guy said I made him do it.
So... I had to come back to see what I made the guy do.
David! Ha! So glad you preferred the orgies.
I'm also glad I had an excuse to come back running. I missed AF too much, dammit! lol
Welcome, David. Again. I have welcomed you twice this week, you know. I have been very welcoming. Oh, and you left your jar at the table. That hurt my feelings. 
Anyway... Soooo glad to be back. 
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 21, 2013 at 8:02 pm
(September 21, 2013 at 5:28 pm)Ivy Wrote: I have been very welcoming. Oh, and you left your jar at the table. That hurt my feelings.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Its just that I've been on a strict diet and it had candy in it!! I knew I would have eaten it if I had the chance and I was very conflicted so I left it. I stared at it awkwardly for like 10 seconds after I got up too. I know you don't know but I was over 290lbs back in april and today I'm at 231lbs.
I will gladly accept the jar next time we meet but I'll give the candy to my nieces/nephew if you don't mind(don't worry they're atheists). If you don't have the jar anymore then I will pleasantly make it up to you.
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RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 21, 2013 at 8:43 pm
Lol My feelings are doing much better. Congratulations on your weight loss! That's amazing! The jar stayed at the table in case Jared showed up after ten, but I have mine right here. You can have it. I'll fill it with lettuce for you. 
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RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 21, 2013 at 10:54 pm
One day I will be around a orgy!
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RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 21, 2013 at 11:09 pm
lol why stop at being around one? 
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
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Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
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RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 21, 2013 at 11:28 pm
Yeah, go for it - I really miss those days. And to think everyone sees me as such a quiet, innocent chap.
Actually, I wouldn't say boo to a goose. Because that would be pretty pointless.
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RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 21, 2013 at 11:30 pm
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The problem with orgies is I'm always the last to know, and when I show up, I get handed a mop.
Still, I got to participate, so woot!
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RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 22, 2013 at 8:59 am
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I'm hungry.
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RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 22, 2013 at 9:56 am
I would, but I am too shy in person!
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RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 22, 2013 at 10:36 am
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(September 21, 2013 at 11:30 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: The problem with orgies is I'm always the last to know, and when I show up, I get handed a mop.
Still, I got to participate, so woot!
Meh, lubing up a mop (or wait, what were you doing with it..?) afterwards does not count as an orgy in my book.. 
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