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Ivy made me do it!

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Ivy made me do it!
Captain Colostomy Offline
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#51
RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 22, 2013 at 11:05 am
(September 22, 2013 at 10:36 am)Kayenneh Wrote:
(September 21, 2013 at 11:30 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: The problem with orgies is I'm always the last to know, and when I show up, I get handed a mop.

Still, I got to participate, so woot!

Meh, lubing up a mop (or wait, what were you doing with it..?) afterwards does not count as an orgy in my book.. Sleepy

What's the definition you go by? Remember, you can't trust Stimbo to tell the truth whilst you're holed up in a well in his basement. He'll say anything to get you to rub the lotion on your skin! :p
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#52
RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 22, 2013 at 11:09 am
(September 22, 2013 at 11:05 am)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Remember, you can't trust Stimbo to tell the truth whilst you're holed up in a well in his basement. He'll say anything to get you to rub the lotion on your skin! :p

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#53
RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 22, 2013 at 4:42 pm
(September 22, 2013 at 9:56 am)Dragonetti Wrote: I would, but I am too shy in person!

I'm sure there would be plenty of non shy girls (and boys) that would be happy to take you under their wings. I've never had an orgie personally, but I'd imagine it would be fun Tongue
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

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#54
RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 22, 2013 at 5:15 pm
(September 22, 2013 at 4:42 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: I've never had an orgie personally, but I'd imagine it would be fun Tongue

Bhaarg.... too much logistics! Tongue
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#55
RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 23, 2013 at 4:58 am
(September 20, 2013 at 6:04 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: I'm curious, what prompts the monogamy? Any specific reasons?

Simply that I love the missus and feel that I'd somehow reduce or cheapen our relationship by sharing physical intimacy with others, maybe cause emotional harm. It's a personal thing. I know that others can find value and enhancement by having open relationships; that's just not for me. I certainly don't feel that way through any sense of 'ownership', it's just that I'd be gutted of she slept with someone else so I project that.
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#56
RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 23, 2013 at 9:24 am
(September 23, 2013 at 4:58 am)Ben Davis Wrote:
(September 20, 2013 at 6:04 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: I'm curious, what prompts the monogamy? Any specific reasons?

Simply that I love the missus and feel that I'd somehow reduce or cheapen our relationship by sharing physical intimacy with others, maybe cause emotional harm. It's a personal thing. I know that others can find value and enhancement by having open relationships; that's just not for me. I certainly don't feel that way through any sense of 'ownership', it's just that I'd be gutted of she slept with someone else so I project that.

Fair enough, I would never deny someone their sexual preferences.
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