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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
October 4, 2014 at 8:20 pm
(October 4, 2014 at 4:06 pm)whateverist Wrote: (June 23, 2014 at 10:38 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: You can't make me be nice! :p
Why would I want to make you be nice? The question is, how nasty can I get you to be?
Ohp, someone grab the garden hose.. Whateverist is gettin frisky agains 
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
October 4, 2014 at 9:38 pm
(October 4, 2014 at 8:20 pm)Luckie Wrote: (October 4, 2014 at 4:06 pm)whateverist Wrote: Why would I want to make you be nice? The question is, how nasty can I get you to be?
Ohp, someone grab the garden hose.. Whateverist is gettin frisky agains
I think the more apt question is when is he not frisky? 
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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
October 27, 2014 at 5:56 pm
(October 27, 2014 at 4:28 am)Alex K Wrote: Alice Wrote:Most of my content is 75% recyclable. Take a random quote, and it'll probably apply to whatever subject is at hand.
So, Ms. Alice, thank you for agreeing to the interview.
Is it true that, as is customary for atheists, you like to eat several babies just between breakfast and lunch?
(October 26, 2014 at 6:45 pm)Alice Wrote: It's part of why I take so many breaks. That makes sense. What is the main reason why you are so hungry most of the time?
Quote:This place is exhausting...
And what do you say to those who object to your approach?
Quote:right or wrong, people will argue with passion until they're dead[...]
So I understand that you usually shoot them? And where?
Quote:in the face.
That is very interesting, and efficient. Our time is unfortunately almost up. Is there anything else you would like to tell our readers, a piece of advice maybe?
Quote:just grab whatever[...] and PLOP
Thank you for this fascinating interview
Nominating.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
November 5, 2014 at 7:00 pm
(November 1, 2014 at 3:07 pm)whateverist Wrote: So you're suggesting, even if the xtian God was the creator, the universe as we know it may simply be the result of His explosive diarrhea? Doesn't seem all that praiseworthy.
(November 1, 2014 at 3:14 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: (November 1, 2014 at 3:07 pm)whateverist Wrote: Doesn't seem all that praiseworthy.
You're just incredibly ungrateful 
(November 1, 2014 at 3:16 pm)whateverist Wrote: For the almighty dump we have received may the lord make us truly grateful .. ahhh, shit.
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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
November 22, 2014 at 10:28 am
(November 21, 2014 at 2:52 pm)Tonus Wrote: (November 16, 2014 at 3:52 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Noah's flood is simply a war story. It tells how he evaded the invading enemy army that swept through the area destroying and pillaging everything it encountered. The story uses number of war and peace words to show that it was just a war story. So the part about the rainbow was a way to explain that they celebrated their victory with gay sex?
So funny and probably true.
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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
November 22, 2014 at 12:34 pm
Whatevs, I can't read nor kudos your posts (or Ryantologys) due to your signature pics. *cries
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
November 22, 2014 at 2:17 pm
Should I ditch the pic?
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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
November 22, 2014 at 3:23 pm
 adcryface: but it's sooo purdy
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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
November 26, 2014 at 3:28 pm
(November 26, 2014 at 3:21 pm)Godschild Wrote: about escaping morons the Bible is a good place to go.
GC
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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
November 29, 2014 at 10:07 am
Chuck strikes again in the 94th post of the AF's Own List of Transitional Fossils thread:
JesusChristLover Wrote:
"With a PhD in Christian Philosophy from Trinity College of the Bible and Theological Seminary or ....
Clap Worship (large)"
Chuck's response:
"All he needs to be the perfect Christian genius would be another PhD in public masturbation and small time hustling."
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