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I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION

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I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
October 5, 2014 at 11:27 am
Why do you think his mother would allow him to lock his room
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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
October 5, 2014 at 11:35 am
(October 5, 2014 at 11:00 am)XenobladeShulk Wrote:
(October 5, 2014 at 10:56 am)Chad32 Wrote: They do say if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. Researching topics should probably be in the top ten things to do yourself.

Guys don't get off topic I came for advice on how to convince her to let me get the game.

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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
October 5, 2014 at 11:58 am (This post was last modified: October 5, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Chad32.)
(October 5, 2014 at 11:27 am)DramaQueen Wrote: Why do you think his mother would allow him to lock his room

That's kind of what I was thinking. I know my parents wouldn't just stand by while I installed padlocks on by bedroom doors. My bedroom did not belong to me. It belonged to my parents, who just decided that was the room that I was allowed to have all my stuff in.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#54
RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
October 5, 2014 at 11:59 am
(October 5, 2014 at 11:58 am)Chad32 Wrote:
(October 5, 2014 at 11:27 am)DramaQueen Wrote: Why do you think his mother would allow him to lock his room

That's kind of what I was thinking. I know my parents wouldn't just stand by while I installed padlocks on by bedroom doors.

Who said anything about them 'standing' by.

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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
October 5, 2014 at 12:01 pm
(October 5, 2014 at 11:27 am)DramaQueen Wrote: Why do you think his mother would allow him to lock his room
Just say it is a commandment somewhere and then stick a numeric ratio after it (to add authenticity). True religious nuts don't read their own scriptures anyway...
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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
October 5, 2014 at 12:05 pm
(October 5, 2014 at 11:59 am)C4RM5 Wrote:
(October 5, 2014 at 11:58 am)Chad32 Wrote: That's kind of what I was thinking. I know my parents wouldn't just stand by while I installed padlocks on by bedroom doors.

Who said anything about them 'standing' by.

Ok, so he installs padlocks, then she removes them and grounds him.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
October 5, 2014 at 12:07 pm
My mum doesn't even allow me to close the door. Good people have nothing to hide as they say
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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
October 5, 2014 at 12:09 pm
(October 5, 2014 at 12:07 pm)DramaQueen Wrote: My mum doesn't even allow me to close the door. Good people have nothing to hide as they say
Stomp your feet outside her doors at night when she is 'sleeping' with your daddy, and she will change her opinions by morning.
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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
October 5, 2014 at 12:14 pm
Or maybe his mom doesn't remove the locks before grounding him, and just takes his key. Devil
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
October 5, 2014 at 12:17 pm
You then should go on hunger strike and put your excrement on the walls.

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