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 (December 12, 2014 at 12:51 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Anyhow, it keeps happening, and some are so inept, so brazen, so full of themselves, I find myself thinking they are all socks. We claim these socks for the Ali Shazzar Korasshad. They are our socks, you no can credit haz crunchy crunchy bone pudding! Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
There's only one way I'm aware of to make socks crunchy. It wouldn't make me want to eat them.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(December 13, 2014 at 2:42 pm)Stimbo Wrote: There's only one way I'm aware of to make socks crunchy. It wouldn't make me want to eat them. English only know I that so take credit othersh aatcksh. I keel you! * Violet begins to shout in some discount Arabic language. Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
"discount Arabic"? Is that what they mean when they say "talk is cheap"?
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould 
Okay, I confess. It is something of a compulsion for me. I read a thread title and right away I imagine one I like better. If there is general consensus among the mods and admins that the forums would be better without them I shall try to stop myself. Not making any promises mind you. It is a sickness, Sarcastic Compulsive Disorder to give it a name. Maybe I need meds.
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