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The "I have a confession thread"

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The "I have a confession thread"
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
November 30, 2015 at 6:28 pm
(November 30, 2015 at 6:21 pm)Beccs Wrote: Drama: because some people just have to cause stress.

I'm at school. Need I say more?
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
November 30, 2015 at 6:29 pm (This post was last modified: November 30, 2015 at 6:33 pm by Ludwig.)
(November 30, 2015 at 6:27 pm)Judi Lynn Wrote:
(November 30, 2015 at 6:22 pm)Ludwig Wrote: I think it'd be more fun to tease you by actively denying you what you want until you couldn't take it anymore. Angel

I have four kids. Good luck with that lol

Oh, is that a challenge? Wink
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
November 30, 2015 at 6:34 pm
(November 30, 2015 at 4:50 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(November 30, 2015 at 4:24 pm)Beccs Wrote: We should also have a specific tax for alcoholics.

And drug addicts.

And bad drivers.

And anorexic people.

And..... where does it end?

I'll settle for a tax on assholes.

And we can take the money and build temples to the glory of Anusius !!!
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
November 30, 2015 at 6:41 pm
(November 30, 2015 at 6:34 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(November 30, 2015 at 4:50 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I'll settle for a tax on assholes.

And we can take the money and build temples to the glory of Anusius !!!

Is it really necessary to rebuild Wall Street?
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
November 30, 2015 at 6:46 pm
I actually feel sorry for being a prick to empress and I came off as a prick to thumpalumpacus but I didn't mean to and I'm sorry for that too.
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
November 30, 2015 at 8:35 pm
(November 30, 2015 at 6:29 pm)Ludwig Wrote:
(November 30, 2015 at 6:27 pm)Judi Lynn Wrote: I have four kids. Good luck with that lol

Oh, is that a challenge? Wink

Give it your best shot Wink
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
November 30, 2015 at 8:42 pm
I think my eyes just got stuck rolling to the back of my head.
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
November 30, 2015 at 8:48 pm
I confess that I believe that "nerdy uncoolness" is super cool... that it is so awesome-sauce and the coolest things of all are often anti-cool muahahahah.
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
November 30, 2015 at 10:33 pm
I absolutely hate most of my husband's side of the family. There's only a couple of people on his side that I like.

He has a cousin who's much older than us (my husband was the youngest grandchild of his grandparents on both sides of the family), and he and his wife are religious zealots who just drive me nuts! They think watching television except for religious programming is a 'sin', the wife accused me of going to a 'homosexual college', which I told her "Cool. I like gay people. At least they're not fake like some people are." Oh and of course the wife goes on and on about how she can't wait to get to heaven and get her rewards. She's in her early fifties, looks like she's seventy, and the outfits she wears she doesn't have the body for. And of course she's one of those Christians who go to church EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK. She's also very anti-feminine. She has 4 kids. Two daughters, two sons. She doesn't even speak to her daughters, and worships the ground her sons walk on (one of them is a preacher, which she is SO proud of, and it makes me want to vomit because she acts like it makes him such a great person)

Also, I stole my daughters pixie stix they got from Halloween, and I do it every year. My name is Cecelia, and I'm a Pixie Stix addict.
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
November 30, 2015 at 11:09 pm
(November 30, 2015 at 5:27 pm)Quantum Wrote:
(November 30, 2015 at 5:25 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: If they ever institute an asshole tax, I'm fucked.

That's my confession.

Why, how many have you got!?

My wife mumbles something about only when she got married...
Whatever that means? Meh....
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