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If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
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RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 5, 2015 at 10:34 am
Geneticist.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
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RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 5, 2015 at 11:22 am
Something like what Q does in the James Bond movies - Hang out in a lab/workshop with an unlimited budget and make cool stuff.
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#13
RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 5, 2015 at 11:25 am
More like Q in Star Trek, able to snap a finger and change the fundmantal constants of the universe when that appears to be fun.
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#14
RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 5, 2015 at 11:34 am
Something that paid a lot, but didn't require a lot of effort. I enjoyed working in a restaurant kitchen for a while. Making youtube videos looks fun, but I don't know what I'd do. If I could make good money putting up a youtube video a few times a week, that would be nice.

Sometimes life can be grim. Maybe I'd do a series where I found stories about awesome and adorable things on the internet, and talked about them.
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http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

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http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 5, 2015 at 11:36 am
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#16
RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 5, 2015 at 1:20 pm
I want to own my own ranch with horses, goats, chickens, dogs, pigs, hops, and marijuana.

I can supply SOW with some hops!
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RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 5, 2015 at 1:43 pm
I would like to get paid well for . . . an anonymous way to create atheist memes and articles and just flood the internet with them. A way to post everywhere but protected from all of the screaming xtians who would want to find me and nail me to a cross on the White House lawn.
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#18
RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 5, 2015 at 1:52 pm
(December 5, 2015 at 11:34 am)Chad32 Wrote: Something that paid a lot, but didn't require a lot of effort. I enjoyed working in a restaurant kitchen for a while. Making youtube videos looks fun, but I don't know what I'd do. If I could make good money putting up a youtube video a few times a week, that would be nice.

Sometimes life can be grim. Maybe I'd do a series where I found stories about awesome and adorable things on the internet, and talked about them.

One of my kiddos introduced me to a youtube channel called Good Mythical Morning. They do some interesting things on that show. I'd be interested in learning how to make videos on YT so I could get paid as well.
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#19
RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 5, 2015 at 2:19 pm
I imagine it takes a good bit of hardware and knowledge that's going to cost money before you can actually start making money. If you become successful. That's a major hurdle for me. Honestly I'm more a guy that does small stuff like basic yard work. That's pretty taxing during the summer, and winter is a down time.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 5, 2015 at 2:23 pm
No one here wants to evaluate the new rising stars in pron ???
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