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Interupting Theist
#11
RE: Interupting Theist
Step 1: Sit down
Step 2: Stare at them straight between there eyes, and don't blink
Step 3: Gently start rocking back and forth
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#12
RE: Interupting Theist
(December 12, 2015 at 4:28 am)Cato Wrote: Nothing need be said. Simply give them this look:

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And if that doesn't work, this will:

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#13
RE: Interupting Theist
Laugh and point. Be sarcastic, "Yeah baby, keep it up! That's good stuff.", and laugh some more.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#14
RE: Interupting Theist
Act super religious so that they let you talk to them. And then start insulting religion.
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#15
Interupting Theist
I would tell them to shut the fuck up.
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#16
RE: Interupting Theist
Tell them they all smell like butterscotch except for one of them that smells like vinegar but you won't tell them which one, and then start shouting "AARDVARK, AARDVARK! HE REMEMBERS MY NAME AND IT AIN'T DENNIS!".

They'll soon shut the fuck up. And you'll get a free piece of clothing too!

It's called a straitjacket.
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#17
RE: Interupting Theist
(December 11, 2015 at 10:57 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Shouldn't it be the teacher's responsibility to call security?  If they were black the cop could throw them across the room.
Nah, they are mostly just White Males. 
There might have been one White Female doing it though, how about that?
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#18
RE: Interupting Theist
(December 12, 2015 at 5:08 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(December 11, 2015 at 9:31 pm)Shining_Finger Wrote: This is a thread, basically a What would you do? format. 
Lets say you are at a regular non-religious place. 
For example, a Science class on Physics. Preventing the lesson from getting started, Multiple, as in at least 3 Theists, start yelling about how much they love Jesus or similar, annoying you from getting any work done. This is in the Bible Belt, so nobody else is going to do anything about it. If a Attendant does anything about it they may very well be fired. Now, What would you do or want to do at this moment? If you ignore it, it will continue for at least the rest of the week, at the start of every class. With that in mind, What would you do?
Well firstly I'd listen to the actual words they were using and try to turn them against them.
Then I'd run away very fast as the bible belt is not known for it's toleration of others views.
If they said "I love Jesus" I'd say something like "do you put it his butt or suck his dick?" for example, I may mention a popular brand of sexual lubricant if I'm feeling fancy.
If you have a partner and prep time you could get them to say, "Well I do hear Christians love to Eat Jesus," while moving an open fist up and down towards their mouth. If someone says "Holy Crap" or "Holy Shit" you could ask if that is one of their fetishes.
Then the two of you can fight off the ensuring mob.
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