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Monkeying Around in the Garden of Eden

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Monkeying Around in the Garden of Eden
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Monkeying Around in the Garden of Eden
May 30, 2016 at 11:33 pm
If God created man in His own image, then He is a naked ape.

The above was considered a blasphemy by Ray Comfort which is a comfort.
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RE: Monkeying Around in the Garden of Eden
May 31, 2016 at 1:28 am
Comfort should stroke his banana.
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RE: Monkeying Around in the Garden of Eden
May 31, 2016 at 1:32 am
He does, but he also takes advantage of young women who are too ignorant to know better.
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RE: Monkeying Around in the Garden of Eden
May 31, 2016 at 2:31 am (This post was last modified: May 31, 2016 at 2:31 am by Fake Messiah.)
If God created humans in his own image then why aren't humans invisible?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Monkeying Around in the Garden of Eden
May 31, 2016 at 3:14 pm
God created me in his own image? 
Then, his knee must really be hurting. 
Thanks a lot God!!!!!!!
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RE: Monkeying Around in the Garden of Eden
May 31, 2016 at 7:31 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7skp4dUDpc
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RE: Monkeying Around in the Garden of Eden
May 31, 2016 at 7:38 pm
(May 31, 2016 at 1:28 am)Minimalist Wrote: Comfort should stroke his banana.

He has crocoduck boy to do that for him...
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RE: Monkeying Around in the Garden of Eden
May 31, 2016 at 7:47 pm
(May 31, 2016 at 2:31 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: If God created humans in his own image then why aren't humans invisible?

We are.

But, being humans, we can see ourselves and each other.
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RE: Monkeying Around in the Garden of Eden
May 31, 2016 at 7:51 pm (This post was last modified: May 31, 2016 at 7:51 pm by Gemini.)
(May 31, 2016 at 7:47 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: We are.

But, being humans, we can see ourselves and each other.

Ah, so that's why we haven't discovered any extraterrestrials. They were created in the image of other deities, so they can't see us, and we can't see them.
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RE: Monkeying Around in the Garden of Eden
May 31, 2016 at 7:53 pm
(May 31, 2016 at 7:51 pm)Gemini Wrote:
(May 31, 2016 at 7:47 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: We are.

But, being humans, we can see ourselves and each other.

Ah, so that's why we haven't discovered any extraterrestrials. They were created in the image of other deities, so they can't see us, and we can't see them.

Precisely.

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